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[Average_Jerk]

he was a good waiter, and made a decent attempt to have a conversation. also, my awful jokes didnt make him uncomfortable.

after I ordered, my boss was like "fuck it, that sounds good. I'll have that too" Then i looked right at the waiter "but we arent gay. in case you were wondering. not that theres anything wrong with that though"

[Average_Jerk]

Most people don't understand.

like parents? they just dont understand

[Kielan]

like parents? they just dont understand

That's what I've heard.

[Jesus Christ]

dave i wanna marry you for that rage tip you left that faggot bartender

[andybob]

like parents? they just dont understand

Yeah, them too. Same with my girlfriend...

Them - "You want to lower it more, but how will you drive it?"
Me - "Like a normal car."
Them - "Wont it scrape on stuff?"
Me - Poker face.

[Average_Jerk]

dave i wanna marry you for that rage tip you left that faggot bartender

hahaha I keeps it real. fuck that guy. and I bet the next time I go there and dude is working, he goes out of his way to take great care of me. this isnt the first time Ive rage tipped someone

[Average_Jerk]

Yeah, them too. Same with my girlfriend...

Them - "You want to lower it more, but how will you drive it?"
Me - "Like a normal car."
Them - "Wont it scrape on stuff?"
Me - Poker face.

if you look up about 5 feet over your head, you can find my joke

[andybob]

if you look up about 5 feet over your head, you can find my joke

Many times I over analyze things and fail to see what is obvious.

[Drama]

but that reminds me of a funny story. I went to dinner last fall with my boss

waiter - how about that world series?
me - no
boss - the what?
waiter - not into sports?
us - nope
waiter - how about call of duty, you guys play video games?
me - i own an xbox I use for netflix
boss - no games either
waiter - what do you guys do?
me - we build cars
waiter - well, enjoy your dinner guys

he was a good waiter, and made a decent attempt to have a conversation. also, my awful jokes didnt make him uncomfortable.

after I ordered, my boss was like "fuck it, that sounds good. I'll have that too" Then i looked right at the waiter "but we arent gay. in case you were wondering. not that theres anything wrong with that though"

The "we're not gay" part reminds me of this

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aB9PbKEoi5w"]YouTube - NO HOMO[/ame]

[Average_Jerk]

Many times I over analyze things and fail to see what is obvious.

hahaha

[coconutt]

Yeah, them too. Same with my girlfriend...

Them - "You want to lower it more, but how will you drive it?"
Me - "Like a normal car."
Them - "Wont it scrape on stuff?"
Me - Poker face.

on point. i give friend's friend a ride home, they get to know me a lil bit during the ride, scrape/rub a few times, then the questions pop

[Kielan]

Another one, not sure about the edit...

[Lukey]

cunts, dont say hi to me

[Average_Jerk]

The "we're not gay" part reminds me of this

YouTube - NO HOMO

its a joke form Seinfeld that I use all the time. the best part of the joke is after you say "we're not gay" you leave a pause then say "not that theres anything wrong with it." and if youre buddy is good with this joke he can throw in "no no, my uncles gay"

[Drama]

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r4CdxTuZaHg&feature=feedlik"]YouTube - Worst Exercise Ever[/ame]