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[Average_Jerk]

my local booze library has a frequent buyers club. they give you gift cards after you spend a certain amount. fuckyeah

[Kielan]

my local booze library has a frequent buyers club. they give you gift cards after you spend a certain amount. fuckyeah

Did you just find that out through practice?

[Average_Jerk]

That's a lie, I would not make it through college without hot pockets.

I cant eat that kind of stuff unless im drunk. just like i cant really eat fast food unless im rocking a hangover

[ratmog]

Ah ok, we don't get them here really. Drunk food is a kebab.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doner_kebab

[Average_Jerk]

Did you just find that out through practice?

the broad at the register was like "wanna join our club?" FUCKING ZOMG! 1 bottle of jameson = 12 points. every 250 points, i graduate to the next level of gift card

[smoky0937]

would you like your hot pocket cold in the center? or boiling lava hot?

jim gaffigan is the man.

[Kielan]

Ah ok, we don't get them here really. Drunk food is a kebab.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doner_kebab

I know what kebabs are, I'm British BITCH.

the broad at the register was like "wanna join our club?" FUCKING ZOMG! 1 bottle of jameson = 12 points. every 250 points, i graduate to the next level of gift card

DO ET!

[Average_Jerk]

I know what kebabs are, I'm British BITCH.


DO ET!

and when I buy my baller bottle of jameson, i get like 75 points or something

[Kielan]

and when I buy my baller bottle of jameson, i get like 75 points or something

God damn I feel like you're going to level up 2 times a month

[Average_Jerk]

God damn I feel like you're going to level up 2 times a month

my life will be complete when the register broad goes "OVER 9000?!"

[ratmog]

I know what kebabs are, I'm British BITCH.


DO ET!

well others might not know >:

my life will be complete when the register broad goes "OVER 9000?!"

[Kielan]

Bahahhahahahahhah

[Oxer]

So Im like really considering buying a scooter...



If I did, the civics heart transplant would be postponed.

[ratmog]

Nope, scooters are ugly as ):

[Kielan]

Not to mention really gay (except for Ruckuses).