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[skrapez]

I feel betrayed.

[jared1988]

FUUUUUUU.... 10 minutes....

try to appear calm. i talked to this female after the fact, told her i was trippin balls she was like "oh haha i didnt even notice"

[Jesus Christ]

bring that drink.

dont bring condoms...never use condoms.

[SeanDub]

FUUUUUUU.... 10 minutes....

Jack off... clear the chamber

[ratmog]

I feel betrayed.

shush, we're helping Kelly here.

try to appear calm. i talked to this female after the fact, told her i was trippin balls she was like "oh haha i didnt even notice"

bring that drink.

dont bring condoms...never use condoms.

Take one in your pocket, but don't mention it.
Condoms suck, but they gotta be used if she's not on protection, k.

[Jesus Christ]

Jack off... clear the chamber

that plan has backfired on me before.

[SeanDub]

that plan has backfired on me before.

Me too, couldn't bust a nut with her, fucked for days, then just quit lol

[andybob]

Jack off... clear the chamber

[ratmog]

Jack off... clear the chamber

WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT
In all seriousness, don't do that.

[NegativeCamber]

that plan has backfired on me before.

+1 that doesnt work. it should be done a day in advance. the next day will make you longer and stronger.

[Jedidiah]

Kielan better be off his damn computer and over at that girl's house or we all will take a vote on perma-banning his IP address.

[ThatEF9kid]

its all about confidence man just be confident and relax you will have a good time!

[SeanDub]

WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT
In all seriousness, don't do that.

You have no idea what you're talking about, stop pretending you are all knowing. You're a teenage girl, you don't know shit.

[Jesus Christ]

Me too, couldn't bust a nut with her, fucked for days, then just quit lol

ive faked a nut before.

hit it doggy then spit on your hand and make believe you came, works like charm.

[jared1988]

i fucking suck trying to talk to a new female. my face gest beat red and shit, hella NOT discrete facepalm.jpg