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[Average_Jerk]

that crazy cunt punched me right in the fucking face after that. broke my damn nose. then she ran of while i was mother fucking her in a state of confusion

[Kielan]

I lold

"Three car guys are leaving a bar - a Camaro owner, a Mustang owner, and a DSMer. They spot a magic lamp in the parking lot and pick it up. The Camaro owners says, "I wish my Camaro ran tens." The genie says, "Granted," and the Camaro owner vanishes in a cloud of smoke. The Mustang owner decides to go one better, "I wish my Mustang ran nines" The genie says, "Granted," and the Mustang owner vanishes in a cloud of smoke. Now the genie turns to the DSMer and asks him, "What is your wish, master?" The DSMer says, "I wanna be the fastest DSM in the world. I wish my 1G ran a four second quarter." The genie laughs out loud; "Your wish is ridiculous! Do not insult me!" Somewhat disappointed, the DSMer thinks for a moment and says, "Okay, genie. I wish my DSM was reliable and never broke down."



The genie replies "You want high fours or low fours?""

[ratmog]

that crazy cunt punched me right in the fucking face after that. broke my damn nose. then she ran of while i was mother fucking her in a state of confusion

a woman broke your nose?

[coconutt]

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[Gator]

Kielan is one of the blackest people alive.........

[Average_Jerk]

Dave is one of the funniest people alive. fact.

thats just how I roll

[Jesus Christ]

that crazy cunt punched me right in the fucking face after that. broke my damn nose. then she ran of while i was mother fucking her in a state of confusion

a girl punched me in 9th grade....i cocked back and knocked her right in the spot between her top lip and nose. felt unbelievably to watch tumble backwards for 25 feet

[Average_Jerk]

a cunt broke your nose?

yep, she got me good

[Dudermagee]

i once told a cunt to get her cunt ass out of my house and take her cunt friends with her. it caused some hurt that night

anyone I know?

a girl punched me in 9th grade....i cocked back and knocked her right in the spot between her top lip and nose. felt unbelievably to watch tumble backwards for 25 feet

Yes women are fragile things, always funny to find one who thinks she isn't

yep, she got me good

not sure if srs

[Jesus Christ]

yep, she got me good

i have no quarries totally throwing down with a female who thinks she's tough.

i think its hilarious, they never see it coming.

[ratmog]

a girl punched me in 9th grade....i cocked back and knocked her right in the spot between her top lip and nose. felt unbelievably to watch tumble backwards for 25 feet

yep, she got me good

if she's got the disrespect to punch you, punch her back.
"never hit a woman" - my arse!

[ratmog]

Yes women are fragile things, always funny to find one who thinks she isn't

well aware i am fragile, but I am decently confident I could defend myself if the need arose.

[Kielan]

I won't hit a woman, I'll rape one, won't hit one.

[Average_Jerk]

anyone I know?



Yes women are fragile things, always funny to find one who thinks she isn't



not sure if srs

nah, one of Blaines friends

[Jesus Christ]

if she's got the disrespect to punch you, punch her back.
"never hit a woman" - my arse!

in the words of the wise lil john...dont start no shit, there wont be no shit.