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[Oxer]

Biggest troll ever!

And yes, this.

edit: burnt my custard.
i am not having a good kitchen day

A woman who cant cook?



is this real life?










































I actually know heaps of women who cant cook, and I can, but I can never be bothered due to laziness. cool story bro.

[jdel]

I did.

No I did.

Yeah so why do we need a fucking "God" then, people learn fucking lessons without that shit.

God meant for him to die. No bitch you fucking pulled the trigger.

No fucking shit I'm not serious, pretty sure I'd be in prison, or down on that convict island.

Oh I never said Jesus wasn't a real person, he was, I know that. But the stories, he was trolling HARD.

This. I have read it, if you take the whole religion thing out of it, its not that terrible. Stories mean something. Really its like reading a good book about witchcraft and wizardry, like Harry Potter.

I'm glad you feel pretty much the same way I do about religion. I never had to read the bible though. I would probably just throw it back to the teacher and say no thanks.

[coconutt]

He's also been challenged to a race in a bar, without the guy having seen dad drive there in his replica of the Plymouth from American Graffiti. You can imagine how that went!
Sad he sold it.

People are stupid >:

shit, ppl when they're drunk can be HELLA STUPID

No fucking shit I'm not serious, pretty sure I'd be in prison, or down on that convict island.

lol or still be killing ppl. here in norcal, a dude was finally apprehended after killing farm workers who were paid under-the-table. literally, graves and graves dug up from associates, which ranged from many different orchards. he was doing that since the late 80's, and last i read about it was around '09 xmas which he was still going to trial. unfortunately, i don't remember when he was first caught.

[PavelK313]

Hi guys and woman!

[Oxer]

I have strong views. COME AT ME BRO.

Bullshit Asshole, everything you have is weak.

[ratmog]

A woman who cant cook?



is this real life?

I actually know heaps of women who cant cook, and I can, but I can never be bothered due to laziness. cool story bro.

I'm a badass cook, just microwave custard defeats me. I avoid the microwave if I can, but I got one of these:

And cold custard is disgusting.

[Oxer]

Hi guys and woman!

I read that in the biggest russian accent ever haha

[ratmog]

Hi guys and woman!

Hi!

[Oxer]

I'm a badass cook, just microwave custard defeats me. I avoid the microwave if I can, but I got one of these:

And cold custard is disgusting.

pfft, scratch make that shit!

[PavelK313]

I read that in the biggest russian accent ever haha

So tell me how do you really feel about it?

[PavelK313]

Hi!

Whats for breakfast?

[coconutt]

sup pavel.

as for cold custard, HELLA BOMB!!! custard donuts baby, fawk i want some now!

[andybob]

I read that in the biggest russian accent ever haha

I read it like this guy would:

[Kielan]

So tell me how do you really feel about it?

What? That didn't make sense there Pavel...


In other news, reading the Bible isn't bad. Reading other books about how religion is great, that's fucking retarded. Teacher here assigned us a book about kids who go to Liberty (fucking crazy jesus school), and when she asked me my views on the book, I told her I didn't read it, and went on a rant about religion, I never have to speak in that class any more, and I'm fairly sure I offended 50% of the class.


Unrelated lolz.
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[ratmog]

pfft, scratch make that shit!

Got cakes on the go!


last cakes i made, i think i was a bit high.