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[Oxer]

I'm so glad I have the internet in class. RT makes my day.

RT makes every day.

The best question is how can anyone read the shit in the Bible and actually believe that shit, I had to read the old testament and part of the new testament in English freshman year of high school, anyone who believes that trash is full blown retard.

You arent meant to believe it word for word, you're meant to take the meanings of the stories and apply them to your own life situations.

I've killed 3 men with my bare hands.

Only thing you do with your bare hands is fuck yourself.

[coconutt]

I've killed 3 men with my bare hands.

you can't be serious, unless you're talking about fapping

[Dudermagee]

I've killed 3 men with my bare hands.

I don't think you could kill a Goldfish with your bare hands

[ratmog]

The best question is how can anyone read the shit in the Bible and actually believe that shit, I had to read the old testament and part of the new testament in English freshman year of high school, anyone who believes that trash is full blown retard.

Funny thing is, its in the Roman's records that Jesus of Nazareth was a real guy. They did actually crucify him.

I've killed 3 men with my bare hands.

Easy there tiger.

that is pure pwnage.

Wouldn't you do the same?

[Oxer]

easy lil guy... we dont want you hurting yourself thinking about fighting

[coconutt]

I have never read the bible, nor do I really plan to.

same.

[Dudermagee]

I have never read the bible, nor do I really plan to.

I would recommend reading the most read book in history, whether or not you agree with it is one thing.

[ratmog]

I have never read the bible, nor do I really plan to.

Thats what I said, until one of my friends gave me this as a joke one christmas:
[ame="http://www.amazon.co.uk/Street-Bible-Rob-Lacey/dp/0007107900"]The Street Bible: Amazon.co.uk: Rob Lacey: Books[/ame]

In which, God has homies and Jesus is a leader of a gang.

[coconutt]

Wouldn't you do the same?

in that situation yeah. but that's a pretty rare situation haha.

[FluidMotorUnion]

You arent meant to believe it word for word, you're meant to take the meanings of the stories and apply them to your own life situations.

Just like a Judy Blume novel.

They should have renamed "Jesus Christ" to "Superfudge Christ." Maybe I wouldn't have been so distracted in sunday school.

[ratmog]

in that situation yeah. but that's a pretty rare situation haha.

He's also been challenged to a race in a bar, without the guy having seen dad drive there in his replica of the Plymouth from American Graffiti. You can imagine how that went!
Sad he sold it.

People are stupid >:

[Kielan]

did you not go to public school?

I did.

I would assume he didn't. We didn't read that crap.

No I did.

RT makes every day.



You arent meant to believe it word for word, you're meant to take the meanings of the stories and apply them to your own life situations.



Only thing you do with your bare hands is fuck yourself.

Yeah so why do we need a fucking "God" then, people learn fucking lessons without that shit.

God meant for him to die. No bitch you fucking pulled the trigger.

you can't be serious, unless you're talking about fapping

No fucking shit I'm not serious, pretty sure I'd be in prison, or down on that convict island.

Funny thing is, its in the Roman's records that Jesus of Nazareth was a real guy. They did actually crucify him.




Easy there tiger.



Wouldn't you do the same?

Oh I never said Jesus wasn't a real person, he was, I know that. But the stories, he was trolling HARD.

I would recommend reading the most read book in history, whether or not you agree with it is one thing.

This. I have read it, if you take the whole religion thing out of it, its not that terrible. Stories mean something. Really its like reading a good book about witchcraft and wizardry, like Harry Potter.

[ratmog]

Oh I never said Jesus wasn't a real person, he was, I know that. But the stories, he was trolling HARD.

This. I have read it, if you take the whole religion thing out of it, its not that terrible. Stories mean something. Really its like reading a good book about witchcraft and wizardry, like Harry Potter.

Biggest troll ever!

And yes, this.

edit: burnt my custard.
i am not having a good kitchen day

[Oxer]

Just like a Judy Blume novel.

They should have renamed "Jesus Christ" to "Superfudge Christ." Maybe I wouldn't have been so distracted in sunday school.

I never went to sunday school, Im a classic example of a sinner.

Yeah so why do we need a fucking "God" then, people learn fucking lessons without that shit.

God meant for him to die. No bitch you fucking pulled the trigger.

Calm down fucking anti-christ.

[Kielan]

I never went to sunday school, Im a classic example of a sinner.



Calm down fucking anti-christ.

I have strong views. COME AT ME BRO.