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  • Originally posted by kevinc View Post
    A family moved from Newfoundland to Alberta. Johnnie started school at the new location, in grade 3.

    One day the teacher asked individual students to count to 50. Many of them did very well, some getting as high as 37. But Johnnie did extremely well; he made it to 100 with only 3 mistakes. At home he told his Dad how well he had done. Dad told him, "That's because you are from Newfoundland, son".

    Next day, in "language", the teacher asked students to recite the alphabet. Some made it to the letter "k" with only one mistake, but Johnnie outdid them again. He made it all the way through, missing only the letter "m". That evening he once again brought his Dad up to date and Dad explained to him, "That's because you are from Newfoundland.

    Next day, after Physical Education, the boys were taking showers. Johnnie noted that, compared to the other boys in his grade, he seemed overly "well - endowed". This confused him. He told his Dad, that night, "Dad, they all have little tiny ones, but mine is ten times bigger than theirs. Is that because I'm from Newfoundland?"

    "No, son," explained Dad, "that's because you're 18!"

    Originally posted by Jersh View Post
    hey! some one noticed that i was missing.
    <3
    - Kielan (Key-lin)

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        • Originally posted by fivefourzero View Post
          you ever tried out any of the big zigs?
          Nah these are my first nice wheels. Had my board for ages but only recently got into with mates. This sunday is a big run (every second sunday of the month). A couple different runs that go for like 30-45 mins and we do it 2 or 3 times
          flickrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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          • fuckyeahidontknowwhattosayheresoimjustgonnastopwri ting

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            • Hey Alex, do you know more than three people named Gordon?
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              • Which Alex? Me or Drama?

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                • you.
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                  • whos all going to show and go this weekend?


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                    Originally posted by Deltron
                    fast & furious 6 will just be slammed cars. Brians new job is stealing and selling oilpans. the climax of the movie is when torretto has to get over a speedbump.

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                    • Originally posted by Skibum291 View Post
                      whos all going to show and go this weekend?
                      I want to, but I haz no ride.
                      - Kielan (Key-lin)

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                      • Originally posted by Kielan View Post
                        I want to, but I haz no ride.
                        if you can get to the harrisburg region I could hook you up- I sold my car but I have my parents 4 door wrangler since they're on vacation- buying new car next week


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                        Originally posted by Deltron
                        fast & furious 6 will just be slammed cars. Brians new job is stealing and selling oilpans. the climax of the movie is when torretto has to get over a speedbump.

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                        • Originally posted by Skibum291 View Post
                          if you can get to the harrisburg region I could hook you up- I sold my car but I have my parents 4 door wrangler since they're on vacation- buying new car next week
                          I will definitely have to see if I can. I'll PM you tomorrow in the AM and see what's up.
                          - Kielan (Key-lin)

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                          • Sup errybody

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                            • Originally posted by SeanDub View Post
                              Sup errybody
                              Oh hey Sean.

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                              Originally posted by Oxer
                              You know who Jason is? Anyone here read the Bible or know most of the stories etc? Who's the guy that stands at the gate and decides if you get into heaven or not? That's Jason. He processes everyone in the intro threads and welcomes them.
                              Originally posted by Average_Jerk
                              Also you relinquish all of your rights by posting in RT. You can be banned at any time for no reason at all.

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                              • How's your Thursday evening going?

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