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[K.rischan]

omfg there is a fixie thread

^ That's what i thought. lol

[Dudermagee]

more than one i think. thats what happens when they give hipsters money

You know I've never met a poor hipster
usually they are 18-25, living at home or going to college on their parents dime, usually have a newer car that is usually paid for by their parents, they wear tight pants/shirts/stupid hats, usually have an expensive camera, listen to whatever is currently big (not mainstream, but big underground), and have several douche bag mannerisms (like saying they are not a spoiled hipster, and saying "I liked XXX before it was hip" which is what a hipster says by definition).

[SeanDub]

i just got an email and the first line was "This email is not spam"

anyone care to guess what I did next?

Report spam.

[Average_Jerk]

You know I've never met a poor hipster
usually they are 18-25, living at home or going to college on their parents dime, usually have a newer car that is usually paid for by their parents, they wear tight pants/shirts/stupid hats, usually have an expensive camera, listen to whatever is currently big (not mainstream, but big underground), and have several douche bag mannerisms (like saying they are not a spoiled hipster, and saying "I liked XXX before it was hip" which is what a hipster says by definition).

some hipsters showed up at our Festivus party. one got punched in the eye for trying to be slick.

[Average_Jerk]

Report spam.

sure did

[K.rischan]

i just got an email and the first line was "This email is not spam"

anyone care to guess what I did next?

You opened the mail and bought the offered penis pump?

[Dudermagee]

some hipsters showed up at our Festivus party. one got punched in the eye for trying to be slick.

HA!
fucking toolbag

what did he say to you again?

[Average_Jerk]

You opened the mail and bought the offered penis pump?

pffffffffffffffffffffffffttttttttttt no












those things dont work, do they?

[Dudermagee]

You opened the mail and bought the offered penis pump?

Is that customary in germany?

[da3bous]

hay dave..... would you stretch tires on a 650hp 993tt??? (on stock turdbro twists?)

ohh and im excited we got a 997.1 TT coming for the full go ahead...EVOMS 620 kit i love working on those

[Average_Jerk]

HA!
fucking toolbag

what did he say to you again?

he told me to go fuck myself. bad move. just cause im wearing a ridiculous christmas sweater, doesnt mean you wont get punched in the fucking eye

[PHAS3D]

You know I've never met a poor hipster
usually they are 18-25, living at home or going to college on their parents dime, usually have a newer car that is usually paid for by their parents, they wear tight pants/shirts/stupid hats, usually have an expensive camera, listen to whatever is currently big (not mainstream, but big underground), and have several douche bag mannerisms (like saying they are not a spoiled hipster, and saying "I liked XXX before it was hip" which is what a hipster says by definition).

You realize you just made 75% of todays youth look like a hipster right?

[Average_Jerk]

hay dave..... would you stretch tires on a 650hp 993tt??? (on stock turdbro twists?)

its its driven aggressively, i wouldnt stretch too much.

[Average_Jerk]

You realize you just made 75% of todays youth look like a hipster right?

that doesnt make it right

[SeanDub]

he told me to go fuck myself. bad move. just cause im wearing a ridiculous christmas sweater, doesnt mean you wont get punched in the fucking eye

I love you.


Also, 75% of todays youth ARE hipsters.