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[Dudermagee]

[Alexander]

Which do you prefer pulling off with your teeth?

I choose panties.

[Kielan]

Just got a text from lady friend.


"Subject: Our date Friday
Message: panties or thong?"










Tough choice.

Dude my god. WE KNOW YOU'RE A VIRGIN JESUS FUCK. WE UNDERSTAND THERE IS A FEMALE WHO IS INTERESTED IN YOU. YOU DO NOT NEED TO UPDATE US WITH EVERYTHING SHE SAYS. NO ONE IS JEALOUS. JUST STOP.

[Alexander]

Dude my god. WE KNOW YOU'RE A VIRGIN JESUS FUCK. WE UNDERSTAND THERE IS A FEMALE WHO IS INTERESTED IN YOU. YOU DO NOT NEED TO UPDATE US WITH EVERYTHING SHE SAYS. NO ONE IS JEALOUS. JUST STOP.

U mad? And not a virgin lol.

[Daviticus]

I just lol'd all over myself.

[Dudermagee]

[Oxer]

Hat, If its sex in the car, Thong is easier to pull aside...

If its sex in a house, panties will be fine.

It could also be a tarp, If you say thong, she may be testing you, and know all you want is sex. Panties is the safe option. If sh were to loose her shit if you say thong, and says something along the lines of "I knew all you wanted was to fuck me, what do you think I am, some whore?" You reply with, "Woman I know what I want!" In a deep commanding voice and put her in her place.


Tread with caution.

[NegativeCamber]

Dude my god. WE KNOW YOU'RE A VIRGIN JESUS FUCK. WE UNDERSTAND THERE IS A FEMALE WHO IS INTERESTED IN YOU. YOU DO NOT NEED TO UPDATE US WITH EVERYTHING SHE SAYS. NO ONE IS JEALOUS. JUST STOP.

i agree with this. *golfclap*

[benz88]

you can be in my club! nolongeralone.png

I **** Jewelers, My watch has been there for 3 fucking weeks and its still not fixed. Every Time i call they say its done, I come in and they say its not. I have to drive across the city and pay for gas and parking.. Then Yesturday i call and he said its done, So i call today to make sure its all set(the date and month dials) and Sure enough another person says its not done and he told you friday. Its getting to be fucking bullshit. end rant/

[Oxer]

Dude my god. WE KNOW YOU'RE A VIRGIN JESUS FUCK. WE UNDERSTAND THERE IS A FEMALE WHO IS INTERESTED IN YOU. YOU DO NOT NEED TO UPDATE US WITH EVERYTHING SHE SAYS. NO ONE IS JEALOUS. JUST STOP.

Kielan is fucking Jelly as hahahahaha

[Dudermagee]

time for gym

[Alexander]

rofl rofl

[Kielan]

U mad? And not a virgin lol.

You have every sign of an obnoxious virgin who is trying to lie about not being a virgin. BEING A VIRGIN IS OK, there is NOTHING wrong with it. Just quit updating us about this, I'm sure if she saw the way you talk about her on here, she would want NOTHING to do with you. You are being completely ridiculous. This is a 100% normal thing to happen, stop acting like you are a special case because it hasn't happened to you yet. We understand, she likes you, and you like her. That's all you need to say you don't need to continuously update us on this shit, thinking that you are the shit for it.

[benz88]

[Daviticus]

Pwnt.

Granted I've got to drive to Colorado to get any, that's where the lady is at. And no, I'm not gonna fuck any random tramps because I'm an honest and dedicated man. I didn't pay $2k for that ring for nothing.