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So my roommate and his glorified slampiece girlfriend are getting on my nerves. My friend and I were chillin in my room watching comedy central and talking about cars, all the lights on. The come in, then get on top of each other in his bed, and make out and shit like we aren't here. I'm all for hooking up, but have some decency. So, when I left to take my friend back to his dorm (quite a long walk and its raining), I found a 1 hour 15 minute porno on the internet, and minimized the window with the porn going, plugged into my speakers at full blast. My friend and I left while it was buffering.
I come back, my speakers are unplugged and my laptop is closed, and they're in the shower together. Fuck. I opened my laptop, and they obviously tried hard to close whatever it was, but they somehow missed the one window with the porno in it hahahahaha
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let's jumpstart it again
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and dead againFloccinaucinihilipilification
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Originally posted by Oxer View PostBack online.Originally posted by Oxer View PostDude.. What is the best quote out of that movie...
I'm the dude, man.
The Dude abides
Shut the fuck up, Donny.
This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!
Donny you're out of your element! Dude, the Chinaman is not the issue here!
That rug really tied the room together.Dude... My nissan has like a v8, man.
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hello
Originally posted by Oxer View PostDude.. What is the best quote out of that movie...
Smokey, this is not 'Nam. This is bowling. There are rules.Floccinaucinihilipilification
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