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  • If I am at Tailored.
    - Kielan (Key-lin)

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    • So my roommate and his glorified slampiece girlfriend are getting on my nerves. My friend and I were chillin in my room watching comedy central and talking about cars, all the lights on. The come in, then get on top of each other in his bed, and make out and shit like we aren't here. I'm all for hooking up, but have some decency. So, when I left to take my friend back to his dorm (quite a long walk and its raining), I found a 1 hour 15 minute porno on the internet, and minimized the window with the porn going, plugged into my speakers at full blast. My friend and I left while it was buffering.

      I come back, my speakers are unplugged and my laptop is closed, and they're in the shower together. Fuck. I opened my laptop, and they obviously tried hard to close whatever it was, but they somehow missed the one window with the porno in it hahahahaha
      1993 BMW 325i Cabrio Mauritius Blau
      2015 Subaru BRZ Crystal Black Silica
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      • haha smooth
        Originally posted by Jesus Christ
        he mustve enjoyed that bj.

        i know for a fact you chubby bitches could suck the air bubbles out of a brake line

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        • It was pretty funny.


          Wow RT is dead.
          1993 BMW 325i Cabrio Mauritius Blau
          2015 Subaru BRZ Crystal Black Silica
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          • dead

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            • let's jumpstart it again

              Floccinaucinihilipilification

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              • Wooooooooot. FML
                Originally posted by Oxer
                I dont know why, but I love your car.. Its OEM cleanness makes me happy in the genitals.

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                • and dead again
                  Floccinaucinihilipilification

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                  • Hai guise
                    Dude... My nissan has like a v8, man.

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                    • Back online.
                      Originally posted by anth
                      Lucky they didn't come into your house and disrespect your whole family.

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                      • Dude.. What is the best quote out of that movie...
                        Originally posted by anth
                        Lucky they didn't come into your house and disrespect your whole family.

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                        • Originally posted by Oxer View Post
                          Back online.
                          Originally posted by Oxer View Post
                          Dude.. What is the best quote out of that movie...
                          I have a few favorites
                          I'm the dude, man.
                          The Dude abides
                          Shut the fuck up, Donny.
                          This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!
                          Donny you're out of your element! Dude, the Chinaman is not the issue here!
                          That rug really tied the room together.
                          Dude... My nissan has like a v8, man.

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                          • hello

                            Originally posted by Oxer View Post
                            Dude.. What is the best quote out of that movie...
                            That rug really tied the room together

                            Smokey, this is not 'Nam. This is bowling. There are rules.
                            Floccinaucinihilipilification

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                            • oh and I own this tee shirt
                              Dude... My nissan has like a v8, man.

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                              • Hey Oxer, whats the general consensus on Americans over there?
                                Guy at work seems to think you assholes love us.
                                Dude... My nissan has like a v8, man.

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