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[P78]

i like pears

been ages since i had one



did u know u coulnd't keep pears and apples together

because they radiate something wich causes pears to rot faster

[Alexander]

I was verbally assaulted at Hooters by one of the waitresses due to a pear recently

Did you ask her if she accidentally the whole pear?

[Oxer]

I was verbally assaulted at Hooters by one of the waitresses due to a pear recently

story. nao!

the power of sandwich compels you!!
The power of sandwich compels you!!
The power of sandwich compels you!!
The power of sandwich compels you!!
The power of sandwich compels you!!

Fuck you dude. Might have a coffee instead, try and supress my appitite haha.

did you tell her she has a pear shaped body?

Pears are better then apples

[Average_Jerk]

did you tell her she has a pear shaped body?

no. I was sitting there drinking a beer, minding my own business

her - where the fuck is my pear?
me - what in the fuck are you talking about?
her - omg, i thought you were someone else
me - oh ok, i thought you were insane. why would someone owe you a pear? thats a shitty tip

then the convo went on about the pear

[Oxer]

i like pears

been ages since i had one



did u know u coulnd't keep pears and apples together

because they radiate something wich causes pears to rot faster

lolwut? Just eat them faster lol..

[Dudermagee]

i like pears

been ages since i had one



did u know u coulnd't keep pears and apples together

because they radiate something wich causes pears to rot faster

ethylene gas

story. nao!



Fuck you dude. Might have a coffee instead, try and supress my appitite haha.



Pears are better then apples

yeah but hourglasses>*
figure that one out

[Oxer]

no. I was sitting there drinking a beer, minding my own business

her - where the fuck is my pear?
me - what in the fuck are you talking about?
her - omg, i thought you were someone else
me - oh ok, i thought you were insane. why would someone owe you a pear? thats a shitty tip

then the convo went on about the pear

[Oxer]

yeah but hourglasses>*
figure that one out

No shit! where the fuck did the hourglass come from? Pretty sure that shit doesnt grow on trees.

[Dudermagee]

goddamn it i fucking **** the help desk here

[Dudermagee]

No shit! where the fuck did the hourglass come from? Pretty sure that shit doesnt grow on trees.

maybe because its only a matter of time till they become the pear or apple shape

[skrapez]

Got an 82 on my first micro Econ test! Woop!

[Average_Jerk]

which one of you assholes is trolling my local forum?

[Alexander]

You are?

[Average_Jerk]

You?

well, someone else is too lol

[P78]

^^ lol

that is funny


maybe the name can give u a clue?