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[skrapez]

you ever try country club soda?

no sir

[Oxer]

+1 for girls with their uterus put on hold... no kids for this guy.

Worst case, grab a coat hanger... Just remember, its easier to do if the meat is tender, so be sure to beat the hell out of her stomach.

[da3bous]

Fuck you buddy.

not if i fuck myself first!!!

I want to go skiing in that.

tailored should've been now and a ski trip included !!! We might have a great summer ski year this time around our base jumped up from 68" to 120" in the past 2 weeks

and to quote the legendary and quite arguably the most intelligent and attractive man in hollywood at this time the amazing charlie sheen:

The first ones free. The next one goes in your mouth

[Oxer]

i can barely take care of myself

How many rooms you got in your new place?

[Jesus Christ]

no sir

its what code red was based off...

re god damn diculously good

[Average_Jerk]

How many rooms you got in your new place?

bedroom, living room, kitchen, dining room (soon to be a engine rebuilding shop)

[StraightDeezin]

hey broskis

[Dudermagee]

I never want to have children...

unfortunately the wrong types of people do

[Oxer]

not if i fuck myself first!!!

What if I fuck you fucking yourself whilst killing dead zombie hookers?

I think Im onto something.

bedroom, living room, kitchen, dining room (soon to be a engine rebuilding shop)

hahahaha.

I was gonna say, I can come take care of you.... Im a pro cook.

[Dudermagee]

bedroom, living room, kitchen, dining room (soon to be a engine rebuilding shop)

i like the sound of that

[skrapez]

i can barely take care of myself

this

[Dudermagee]

What if I fuck you fucking yourself whilst killing dead zombie hookers?

I think Im onto something.



hahahaha.

I was gonna say, I can come take care of you.... Im a pro cook.

something happen to you on your trip that you want to talk about?

[Kielan]

Fuck I'm hungry.

[Average_Jerk]

What if I fuck you fucking yourself whilst killing dead zombie hookers?

I think Im onto something.



hahahaha.

I was gonna say, I can come take care of you.... Im a pro cook.

send me food!

[Average_Jerk]

i like the sound of that

yea, that conversion should be going down pretty soon