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[Jesus Christ]

Well, you and Mike.

cuz you are jewbus?

or a genius? in both cases its still pretty jewish

[Dudermagee]

or a genius? in both cases its still pretty jewish

whoa hey now lets not get all neo nazi up in here

[Jesus Christ]

whoa hey now lets not get all neo nazi up in here

l'chaim?

[Dudermagee]

l'chaim?

לעזאזל לא

[PavelK313]

lol
ground spoilers?

Almost. Lol

[Kielan]

This foreign language shit needs to end.

[kevinc]

ill for sure take them in to consideration. you arent the first to suggest them.


i was looking at porsche and corvette calipers then machining custom brackets to mount them.

porsche calipers ftw

[Jesus Christ]

This foreign language shit needs to end.

why whats americas official language? fascist.

[Kielan]

why whats americas official language? fascist.

We don't have one.

And in an ideal society everyone speaks the same language, so since America is the worlds most ideal society, everyone should speak the same language. English.

[Dudermagee]

This foreign language shit needs to end.

[Average_Jerk]

telling my boss about accidentally offending the church folks



[14:45] davenamotors: so you know the Grace Fellowship people?
[14:54] NAMtrsprts: ummm.... maybe?
[14:54] davenamotors: on enterprise ave
[14:55] NAMtrsprts: oh haha
[14:55] NAMtrsprts: ok
[14:56] NAMtrsprts: did they have your car towed?
[14:56] davenamotors: nah
[14:56] davenamotors: but i called to let them know it was there
[14:56] davenamotors: totally offended the guy on the phone by accident
[14:57] NAMtrsprts: how?
[14:57] davenamotors: i was letting them know i was there "cause this morning was a fucking shit show"
[14:57] davenamotors: there was a long silence
[14:58] NAMtrsprts: lol, nice jo
[14:58] NAMtrsprts: b
[14:58] NAMtrsprts: they're holy people you know, they don't talk like you do
[14:58] NAMtrsprts: lol
[14:58] davenamotors: hahaaha
[14:59] davenamotors: it was totally be accident
[14:59] davenamotors: after i hung up "oops"
[15:00] NAMtrsprts: NOW they're gonna have it towed
[15:00] davenamotors: nah, turns out im not even there
[15:00] NAMtrsprts: after you hung up "there is a car in the parking lot owned by the son of the devil"
[15:00] davenamotors: hahahah
[15:00] davenamotors: im sure thats what they thought
[15:01] davenamotors: even though they are 1 enterprise ave, their driveway is on 146
[15:01] davenamotors: i was in the next lot over
[15:01] davenamotors: called there and things went much smoother
[15:01] NAMtrsprts: ahhh... right
[15:01] NAMtrsprts: lol
[15:01] NAMtrsprts: you should join the Grace Fellowship... looks like its for you
[15:02] davenamotors: i looked into it
[15:02] davenamotors: it could happen
[15:02] davenamotors: i heart god
[15:02] NAMtrsprts: on their website it says "At grace i am growing closer to god"
[15:02] davenamotors: that means i can be taller if i join them?
[15:02] davenamotors: are they a cult?
[15:02] davenamotors: i bet they are
[15:02] NAMtrsprts: probably
[15:03] NAMtrsprts: you can join them, and walk into your first meeting "so, what the fuck goes on in here? do we eat food and shit?"
[15:03] davenamotors: hahahahaha
[15:03] davenamotors: "what the fuck kina god we got? a vengeful one?"
[15:03] NAMtrsprts: lol
[15:04] davenamotors: "i hope your god like sacramental wine"
[15:04] NAMtrsprts: good news, they have sunday morning live on their website
[15:04] NAMtrsprts: so you can watch it this sunday
[15:04] davenamotors: i think i might
[15:04] NAMtrsprts: there's a countdown right now... really, a countdown?
[15:04] NAMtrsprts: they need to be told how long it is until 11AM on sunday?
[15:04] davenamotors: i wonder if they have a pregame with someone like John Madden
[15:04] NAMtrsprts: lol
[15:05] davenamotors: "whos ready for some GOD!"
[15:05] NAMtrsprts: so so so so whatcha got here is some WORSHIPPING! (as he circles something)
[15:05] davenamotors: arrows and shit
[15:05] davenamotors: "you can see the pews are packed"
[15:05] NAMtrsprts: lol
[15:05] davenamotors: "what the priest is gonna do, is waltz right down the center"
[15:05] davenamotors: BAM!
[15:06] NAMtrsprts: haha
[15:06] davenamotors: PREACHING!

[Kielan]

[kevinc]

I win Kielan.

[Dudermagee]

[Kielan]

I'm fucking dying, the movie I am watching on CC, just had a prank pulled on him he was blind folded, and they put peanut butter on his johnson, and then had a dog lick it off. All I could do is think of Australia, I could not breathe I was laughing so hard.