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[Average_Jerk]

Its 5pm, perfect time for the pub.

any time is the perfect time

[Kielan]

Fuck, turn my computer on, Backlights on the bottom row decide to be spot lights and are making a ridiculously loud whining noise. I think I am gunna just wait out to break which is in 2 weeks and get it fixed then. I can't afford to be without my computer for long.

[radiokilla]

last night im in my dorm, its about 2am when i hear this loud thunk coming from outside followed by a horn honk. i look outside and this car full of presumably drunk girls had just hopped a 5 inch tall curb and the car was hanging halfway over it. they all got out of it and were freaking out then for some reason they all piled back in and they threw that bish in reverse, clunked over it just as fast + rolled out. hella random moment.

[Average_Jerk]

I just made the most elitest comment ever

me - fuck your fake wheels
him - id rather replace an xxr than buy a replacement lip for my Work Wheels
me - reps will crumble into dust when you hit a pot whole, a 3pc forged wheel is made to take the abuse of a track driven car
him - that excuse is bs. let me know when someone you know actually has a wheel break, not just something you see on the internets
me - i dont know anyone with fake wheels :trollface.png

[Kielan]

Should have told him you gotta pay to play, and if you don't have the $$ get the fuck out.

[PHAS3D]

he's across the pond, so, different time zone

haha i know. just a little jokee

I just woke up again and thats what I thought
haha

ahah i just woke up too

like youve never drank early in the day

true.

[Average_Jerk]

Should have told him you gotta pay to play, and if you don't have the $$ get the fuck out.

Im trying to remain friendly

[Bimmerteck]

ok, then use option B

"good day to you fine sir. I would like to waste your time whilst I kick tires"

I use option C. "Excuse me sir. I have (insert budget here) dollars and am looking for someone to help me decide how to spend it today.

Both time I've tried it I've walked out of the dealership with a new car oddly enough.

[kevinc]

Im trying to remain friendly

fuck that, remember what your license plate says. you're gonna be screaming asshole everywhere you drive.

[Average_Jerk]

fuck that, remember what your license plate says. you're gonna be screaming asshole everywhere you drive.

hahahahah touche'

[Jesus Christ]

yeah dave your asshole is gonna scream where ever you drive

[Kielan]

[Average_Jerk]

yeah dave your asshole is gonna scream where ever you drive

bullshit, my asshole is well behaved. it knows when to be quiet

[jasonklee]

Morning RT.

[kevinc]

yeah dave your asshole is gonna scream where ever you drive