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[Spencer]

i don't think you realize how hard I laughed in class when that was happening. Almost laugh as hard as when Pavel was saying that Kielan gets passed around by Josh.

[Spencer]

Kielan we've already seen the rusty tattoo on your dick.

[Kielan]

Since I'm not FB friends with her this is all I got.




God she is fucking psychotic.

[vdubkid]

yeah but she's hittable. did you?


oh wait.

[Jesus Christ]

id hit that so hard that the next guy to take me outta there would be crowned king of england

[Kielan]

She was prude as fuuuu. Seriously, only the most basic of action happened.

[Spencer]

She was prude as fuuuu. Seriously, only the most basic of action happened.

I can see it in her eyes she is prude and psychotic.

[vdubkid]

weak. my biggest mistake was fucking a chick on the 18th hole of a golf course, no pill, no condom. the one thing i can remember is her god-aweful bush.

and she was half as attractive. drink harder, dude.

[Jersh]

this discussion is just reminding me of how much i **** bitches... at least the damn freshman i have to deal with here.

[Jesus Christ]

have you ever met a slut that doesnt smoke?

[Kielan]

I can see it in her eyes she is prude and psychotic.

I can't even begin to tell you.

weak. my biggest mistake was fucking a chick on the 18th hole of a golf course, no pill, no condom. the one thing i can remember is her god-aweful bush.

and she was half as attractive. drink harder, dude.

You could easily make that into a much more awesome story.

[Kielan]

this discussion is just reminding me of how much i **** bitches... at least the damn freshman i have to deal with here.

Dude I am telling you, come here.

have you ever met a slut that doesnt smoke?

Yes.

[Spencer]

have you ever met a slut that doesnt smoke?

yes. plenty.

[Jersh]

Dude I am telling you, come here.

I kinda wanna get away from this shitty weather though. Anyone want to transfer to USC with me?

[vdubkid]

I can't even begin to tell you.


You could easily make that into a much more awesome story.

i probably could. but it's something i have striven to think about as infrequently as possible. plus, i was blackout drunk. i don't remember anything really between my friends deciding it would be a good idea to leave the two of us alone, to suddenly noticing my buddy hiding behind a tree. (he's a weird one.) then i puked.

woke up with pubes in my teeth.