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[Average_Jerk]

Use a Dave approved line.

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[Alexander]

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Kielan needs your help, hes struggling with his confidence issues.

[Kielan]

Pavel ever consider motivational speaking?

I know exactly what you are saying. I just have trouble working up the courage to even talk to them.. Sober I freeze up, drunk typically means I'm at a party and I just ask if they want to dance or whatever. Idk.. Tis my life.

[Drama]

Too bad shes a junior.

This weekend the goal is to smash a box.

So. who cares if she's a junior.....

[Lukey]

ive always struggled with confidence lol. its the worst.

once i have my first ever one night stand ill be fine for the rest of my life

[Average_Jerk]

Kielan needs your help, hes struggling with his confidence issues.

heres a classic

how much does a polar bear weigh?













































males average between 770-1500 pounds and females average 33-550 pound

[Kielan]

Dave knows all about these issues haha.

And trust me bro, I'm black in every thing that matters. Sports included (I'm 5'10") and I can dunk a softball).

[Spencer]

Do you have a wingman Kielan?

[Kielan]

I don't get the polar bear line?

[Francois Dillinger]

dunk a softball?

[Average_Jerk]

I don't get the polar bear line?

she'll be like "damn, this mother fuckers smart"

[Alexander]

she'll be like "damn, this mother fuckers smart"

The line she expects is:
Do you know how much a polar bear weighs?
Enough to brake the ice.

You use the Dave line and she will instantly want your D.

[Lukey]

agb's are the best

[PavelK313]

Pavel ever consider motivational speaking?

I know exactly what you are saying. I just have trouble working up the courage to even talk to them.. Sober I freeze up, drunk typically means I'm at a party and I just ask if they want to dance or whatever. Idk.. Tis my life.

I dont think I am good motivator and my lifestyle is by far not for everyone!
When I grew up there was no such thing as being afraid, not having confidence.
All of my friends were older than me. My dad always expected the best from me, ask if 7 yo want to try to shoot ashut gun? fuck you! Does 9yo want to ride 2 strocke 125 dirt bike? Fuck yeah! I was 15 and brought home chick that looked like jessica simpson (I swear)and was 17, my dad said she wasnt too good looking.
I dont pick up girls when I am drunk. lol
Cause I drink till I pass out and usually dont remember anything next morning. lol

[Average_Jerk]

The line she expects is:
Do you know how much a polar bear weighs?
Enough to brake the ice.

You use the Dave line and she will instantly want your D.

variety and creativity. plus its still dumb enough to make her laugh a little