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[Average_Jerk]

that shit is gross. i couldnt live like that

[andybob]

Just woke up again. I am going to kill my roommate.. Vomit on MY carpet, piss, on MY carpet. He was standing over me, with his dick out peeing across the room when I woke up. I called the University police, I am DONE with this shit.

Damn, shits pretty fucked up.

EXACTLY. The room fucking REEKS. Like honestly I don't think I will be able to live in here, until the room is professionally cleaned. It is absolutely DISGUSTING.

Make him buy you a new, nicer carpet. As hard as you try, you will never get the stink out of it. As for everything else, get some Clorox and warm water. Wipe everything down with this solution and it should get rid of the stink.

Good luck and shitty roommate is shitty.

On a much lighter note, English Muffins with copious amounts of Peanut Butter has got to be one of the best breakfast foods of all time. That is all.

[andybob]

1 post away from 1000 posts.

lol

[P78]

that shit is gross. i couldnt live like that

who could

and lol at andy for starting about breakfast

feeling hungry again

[andybob]

My old college roommate was pretty nasty. We were really good friends, but I just couldn't live with his messy shit. He would eat sunflower seeds and spit the shell out on the floor, leave pizza crust on the floor, laundry everywhere, he once puked in the room and it smelled for about a week, bottles on the floor, cans, he was just a messy filthy kid. Were still friends, but I could never live with him again.

P.S. 1000 fuckin posts. Chea!!!!!!!!!

[Kielan]

University Police came, said there was nothing they can do... Because he didn't techinally damage anything that wasn't his, they gave him a citation for drunk and disorderly, but other than that he's still here. I am fucking RAGING. He pissed on my fucking toothbrush MY TOOTHBRUSH. Thank god I smelled my shower caddy before I used it. Fucking FURIOUS.

[Minuki]

Okay, pissing on your toothbrush is too far. Who the fuck does that shit?

[andybob]

who could

and lol at andy for starting about breakfast

feeling hungry again

I love breakfast foods. I have yet to have anything other than breakfast at Denny's. I've been there a million times, but I would rather eat eggs and shit at 8 o'clock at night rather than anything else on the menu.

[Kielan]

I guess he used my shower caddy (which was on the floor), as his aiming point, and pissed in there. My shower caddy has all my toiletries and shit in it. I am RAGING.

[P78]

My old college roommate was pretty nasty. We were really good friends, but I just couldn't live with his messy shit. He would eat sunflower seeds and spit the shell out on the floor, leave pizza crust on the floor, laundry everywhere, he once puked in the room and it smelled for about a week, bottles on the floor, cans, he was just a messy filthy kid. Were still friends, but I could never live with him again.

P.S. 1000 fuckin posts. Chea!!!!!!!!!

somehow this, puts this song in my head

and the chicken tastes like wood


and i'm leaving

c u later

[andybob]

University Police came, said there was nothing they can do... Because he didn't techinally damage anything that wasn't his, they gave him a citation for drunk and disorderly, but other than that he's still here. I am fucking RAGING. He pissed on my fucking toothbrush MY TOOTHBRUSH. Thank god I smelled my shower caddy before I used it. Fucking FURIOUS.

I would tell him to go to housing and start looking for another room. Either that or tell him you are going to make his life a living hell.

I still think he should buy you a new carpet. If I was that fucked up, I would still have the decency to spend $30 on a nice area carpet after I puked and pissed all over my roommates.

Damn kids these days, no respect.

[Kielan]

Later man.

[Minuki]

wow, it gets worse

[P78]

wtf piss on toothbrush

think RT should find a punishment for him

like stomping him every night at 2.30 am or something like that

[Kielan]

I told my RA, and texted his mom when it happened (I used his phone), I honestly have no idea what is going to happen, but I am done with his drunk shit. He always does something stupid, this was the last straw.