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  • lol it was a good night.


    at 2am when they were throwing everyone out. they turned the lights on

    bartender - EVERYONE GO THE FUCK HOME!
    her - well, it was fun but we gotta go. its closing time
    me - im gonna hang here for a little longer. have a safe drive home
    her - we have to go though
    me - you have to go, im hanging out here.
    bartender - SERIOUSLY! GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE! I DONT CARE WHO YOU ARE!
    her - see
    me - hey bartender, can i have another guinness?
    bartender - yea sure dave, here ya go
    her -
    me - fuckyeah.png
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    • Originally posted by Average_Jerk View Post
      so heres the story of y good deed.


      i was at the pub last night, sitting there drinking beer and shots. these two smoking hot chicks sit next to me. we start chatting. pretty much spent the whole night talking to these girls. doing shots, the usual type stuff. so the hotter one (that i was mostly talking to) gets up to go to the bathroom or have a smoke or something. on her way back to the bar, some dude starts hitting on her hardcore. I can tell that she wants nothing to do him. shes got this disgusted look on her face. so i let it go for a little while, cause honestly i found it funny that she was so annoyed by him. anyways. then i walk over and put my arm around her

      me - hay babe, i was about to order another round. did you want a drink?
      then i turned to the guy. put my hand out for a handshake.
      me - oh im sorry, im dave, nice to meet you. are you a friend of my girlfriend?
      him - oh, no. we just bumped into eachother while walking by.
      me - cool.
      finishes long awkward handshake. then i turn back to her
      me - babe, im gonna run to the bathroom and rock a piss. order me up another beer when you get back to our seats.

      then i continued on my way to the bathroom. i got a good laugh out of that one
      Did you then continue talking to the 2 hot chicks when you got back?

      Please tell me you are now going to make sexytime with one of them.
      Originally posted by anth
      Lucky they didn't come into your house and disrespect your whole family.

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      • Originally posted by Oxer View Post
        Did you then continue talking to the 2 hot chicks when you got back?

        Please tell me you are now going to make sexytime with one of them.
        yea, i hung out with them all night. putting in some time before i leave for ny
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        • Originally posted by Average_Jerk View Post
          lol it was a good night.


          at 2am when they were throwing everyone out. they turned the lights on

          bartender - EVERYONE GO THE FUCK HOME!
          her - well, it was fun but we gotta go. its closing time
          me - im gonna hang here for a little longer. have a safe drive home
          her - we have to go though
          me - you have to go, im hanging out here.
          bartender - SERIOUSLY! GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE! I DONT CARE WHO YOU ARE!
          her - see
          me - hey bartender, can i have another guinness?
          bartender - yea sure dave, here ya go
          her -
          me - fuckyeah.png
          omfg....

          LOL

          FUCKYEAH.jpeg
          Originally posted by anth
          Lucky they didn't come into your house and disrespect your whole family.

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          • Originally posted by Average_Jerk View Post
            yea, i hung out with them all night. putting in some time before i leave for ny
            So awesome haha





            Do want.
            Originally posted by anth
            Lucky they didn't come into your house and disrespect your whole family.

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            • Originally posted by Oxer View Post
              omfg....

              LOL

              FUCKYEAH.jpeg
              lol then i hung out after closing and did shots with the owner and bartenders
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              • Originally posted by Oxer View Post
                So awesome haha





                Do want.
                woah, aside from the vents in the fenders, i like it
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                • Originally posted by K.rischan View Post
                  <3

                  Could you may post the link for those gorgeous Junction Produce wallets again?
                  Originally posted by anth
                  Lucky they didn't come into your house and disrespect your whole family.

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                  • Originally posted by Average_Jerk View Post
                    lol it was a good night.


                    at 2am when they were throwing everyone out. they turned the lights on

                    bartender - EVERYONE GO THE FUCK HOME!
                    her - well, it was fun but we gotta go. its closing time
                    me - im gonna hang here for a little longer. have a safe drive home
                    her - we have to go though
                    me - you have to go, im hanging out here.
                    bartender - SERIOUSLY! GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE! I DONT CARE WHO YOU ARE!
                    her - see
                    me - hey bartender, can i have another guinness?
                    bartender - yea sure dave, here ya go
                    her -
                    me - fuckyeah.png
                    OMG


                    Fuckyeah.jpg
                    - Kielan (Key-lin)

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                    • Originally posted by Average_Jerk View Post
                      lol then i hung out after closing and did shots with the owner and bartenders
                      The chicks didnt stay?lol
                      Originally posted by anth
                      Lucky they didn't come into your house and disrespect your whole family.

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                      • Originally posted by Oxer View Post
                        The chicks didnt stay?lol
                        nah, they got thrown out cause it was closing time
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                        • Good news RT, I found my clothes.


                          They were under my mattress. It will remain a mystery of how they got there.
                          - Kielan (Key-lin)

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                          • Thank you, good sir.


                            Your story's great, Dave.
                            Originally posted by Oxer
                            I dont know why, but I love your car.. Its OEM cleanness makes me happy in the genitals.

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                            • Originally posted by Kielan View Post
                              Good news RT, I found my clothes.


                              They were under my mattress. It will remain a mystery of how they got there.
                              hahahah you were missing your clothes?
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                              • Originally posted by K.rischan View Post
                                Thank you, good sir.


                                Your story's great, Dave.
                                my whole life is one ridiculous story :stuckoutt
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