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[Average_Jerk]

lol it was a good night.


at 2am when they were throwing everyone out. they turned the lights on

bartender - EVERYONE GO THE FUCK HOME!
her - well, it was fun but we gotta go. its closing time
me - im gonna hang here for a little longer. have a safe drive home
her - we have to go though
me - you have to go, im hanging out here.
bartender - SERIOUSLY! GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE! I DONT CARE WHO YOU ARE!
her - see
me - hey bartender, can i have another guinness?
bartender - yea sure dave, here ya go
her -
me - fuckyeah.png

[Oxer]

so heres the story of y good deed.


i was at the pub last night, sitting there drinking beer and shots. these two smoking hot chicks sit next to me. we start chatting. pretty much spent the whole night talking to these girls. doing shots, the usual type stuff. so the hotter one (that i was mostly talking to) gets up to go to the bathroom or have a smoke or something. on her way back to the bar, some dude starts hitting on her hardcore. I can tell that she wants nothing to do him. shes got this disgusted look on her face. so i let it go for a little while, cause honestly i found it funny that she was so annoyed by him. anyways. then i walk over and put my arm around her

me - hay babe, i was about to order another round. did you want a drink?
then i turned to the guy. put my hand out for a handshake.
me - oh im sorry, im dave, nice to meet you. are you a friend of my girlfriend?
him - oh, no. we just bumped into eachother while walking by.
me - cool.
finishes long awkward handshake. then i turn back to her
me - babe, im gonna run to the bathroom and rock a piss. order me up another beer when you get back to our seats.

then i continued on my way to the bathroom. i got a good laugh out of that one

Did you then continue talking to the 2 hot chicks when you got back?

Please tell me you are now going to make sexytime with one of them.

[Average_Jerk]

Did you then continue talking to the 2 hot chicks when you got back?

Please tell me you are now going to make sexytime with one of them.

yea, i hung out with them all night. putting in some time before i leave for ny

[Oxer]

lol it was a good night.


at 2am when they were throwing everyone out. they turned the lights on

bartender - EVERYONE GO THE FUCK HOME!
her - well, it was fun but we gotta go. its closing time
me - im gonna hang here for a little longer. have a safe drive home
her - we have to go though
me - you have to go, im hanging out here.
bartender - SERIOUSLY! GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE! I DONT CARE WHO YOU ARE!
her - see
me - hey bartender, can i have another guinness?
bartender - yea sure dave, here ya go
her -
me - fuckyeah.png

omfg....

LOL

FUCKYEAH.jpeg

[Oxer]

yea, i hung out with them all night. putting in some time before i leave for ny

So awesome haha





Do want.

[Average_Jerk]

omfg....

LOL

FUCKYEAH.jpeg

lol then i hung out after closing and did shots with the owner and bartenders

[Average_Jerk]

So awesome haha





Do want.

woah, aside from the vents in the fenders, i like it

[Oxer]

<3

Could you may post the link for those gorgeous Junction Produce wallets again?

http://www.junction-produce.co.jp/001line_up/index.html

[Kielan]

lol it was a good night.


at 2am when they were throwing everyone out. they turned the lights on

bartender - EVERYONE GO THE FUCK HOME!
her - well, it was fun but we gotta go. its closing time
me - im gonna hang here for a little longer. have a safe drive home
her - we have to go though
me - you have to go, im hanging out here.
bartender - SERIOUSLY! GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE! I DONT CARE WHO YOU ARE!
her - see
me - hey bartender, can i have another guinness?
bartender - yea sure dave, here ya go
her -
me - fuckyeah.png

OMG


Fuckyeah.jpg

[Oxer]

lol then i hung out after closing and did shots with the owner and bartenders

The chicks didnt stay?lol

[Average_Jerk]

The chicks didnt stay?lol

nah, they got thrown out cause it was closing time

[Kielan]

Good news RT, I found my clothes.


They were under my mattress. It will remain a mystery of how they got there.

[K.rischan]

http://www.junction-produce.co.jp/001line_up/index.html

Thank you, good sir.


Your story's great, Dave.

[Average_Jerk]

Good news RT, I found my clothes.


They were under my mattress. It will remain a mystery of how they got there.

hahahah you were missing your clothes?

[Average_Jerk]

Thank you, good sir.


Your story's great, Dave.

my whole life is one ridiculous story :stuckoutt