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[Dudermagee]

so ive been e-shopping for furniture. lazy boy stores are called dealerships lol

eh Fuck lazy boy that shit is expensive

Dude..


Go fuck yourself. I hope you choke on a prawn or a nice chunky piece of steak.

figured you would like that

the last time i went to outback was in ny. the waiter came over, we ordered beers and steaks. he was dying to try to make small talk "

how about that big game?
I dont watch sports....
oh how about call of duty?
I dont play video games....
oh, what do you do?
I modify cars, and we run one of the biggest VAG performance online retailers in the world
well guys, enjoy your meal

then he left

, I **** it when the hired help tries to make small talk
just give me my goddamn food and leave

werd


ok, time to shovel out the e30. check you folks later

yeck have fun

[Oxer]

I love it dude..

[Dudermagee]

going to go see True Grit at 4

[Oxer]

movie?

[Dudermagee]

movie?

yep its a remake with Jeff Bridges and Matt Damon
[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CUiCu-zuAgM"]YouTube - 'True Grit' Trailer HD[/ame]

[Kielan]

I would like to go see that, too bad the movie theater is so far away.

[Oxer]

Meh.. I wanna see sucker punch... BADLY....

soooo many hot females all at once.

[benz88]

mornin'

[Oxer]

a 57y/o woman just checked out.... Her body and legs were better then most 18y/o's.... my fucking god.

[benz88]

a 57y/o woman just checked out.... Her body and legs were better then most 18y/o's.... my fucking god.

you keep thinkin that.

[Okin]

Time to get an alarmgaragetrunk monkey?

I have an alarm, 2 for that matter.


My car also sits in a carport.


Trunk Monkey??? I have 2 of them. Call 'em Smith and Wesson. But they don't stay in teh trunk.




My problem is that my condo is atop the building, and over 2500 ft away. Not to mention, that I haven't driven it in about 4 days because of poorly plowed streets (My ASC is deleted)


This only happens to my car around here, so says the cop who patrols my area. I don't even live in a city anymore. Don't even here gunshots everyday or ever, like where I grew up.

No serious damage, so I won't even sweat it.

[Oxer]

you keep thinkin that.

No, dude... You dont understand.... Im talking zero wrinkles, zero celulite... Firm, slim, tanned...

Ill admit, the face was terrible, but fuck me.. She had short shorts on, omg.... amazing.... Seriously amazing.

she was actualy 54

[Francois Dillinger]

Grey goose + strippers - bouncers = good time

[Oxer]

For the lips of an immoral woman are as sweet as honey,
and her mouth is smoother than oil.

[Kielan]

Ox I am concerned you think a woman that old, looks that good.