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[Average_Jerk]

LOL






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Go fuck yourself

youre luck youre so far away hahahaha

[Average_Jerk]

i was gonna headbut him, thats why i took my hat off. but my buddy punched him in the eye first

[Oxer]

youre luck youre so far away hahahaha

You know Im just fuckin with ya

i was gonna headbut him, thats why i took my hat off. but my buddy punched him in the eye first

If only this was captured on video... where were you when this all happened?

[Dudermagee]

so this kid said something to me in another language as a cheers. so I asked what it meant. he said it meant "go fuck yourself" . I gave him many chances to explain, but it kept coming back to that. i put my beer down, took my hat off. one of my buddies did the same. we gave him another chance to explain why i should go fuck myself. then we beat the shit out of him in the kitchen. he ran off, i chased him out of the house. he tripped over something in the front yard and tumbled (fucking hilarious) and ran off into the night. some skinny hipster kid. i hope he learned to not be a smart ass

Who was the dumbass?
Who helped? Wheeler?
God I miss all of the good parties these days

[Average_Jerk]

You know Im just fuckin with ya



If only this was captured on video... where were you when this all happened?

at a Festivus party at a friends house. yea, no vids though

[Average_Jerk]

Who was the dumbass?
Who helped? Wheeler?
God I miss all of the good parties these days

jerk face jay was my partner in this particular ass kicking. neither me or Jay are small guys, i dunno why this skinny dude thought he could get all mouthy

[Oxer]

hahahahaa

[Dudermagee]

at a Festivus party at a friends house. yea, no vids though

WTF
how is it that we have more vids from back in the day
when everyone has a fucking camera phone these days

[Dudermagee]

jerk face jay was my partner in this particular ass kicking. neither me or Jay are small guys, i dunno why this skinny dude thought he could get all mouthy

Jerk face jay? I thought it was jerk off jay, what did he do to get downgraded?
Oh and booze makes regular people do dumb things and makes stupid people do retarded things.

[Average_Jerk]

Jerk face jay? I thought it was jerk off jay, what did he do to get downgraded?
Oh and booze makes regular people do dumb things and makes stupid people do retarded things.

yea, this kid had some liquid courage going. wrong house for that kind of shit

[Average_Jerk]

Time to transform into "Family Dave". God I **** that guy.

[Lukey]

its 5am on christmas day and i just got home from the pub

[Minuki]

I don't think i could bring myself to drink on Christmas eve and wake up with a disgusting hangover.

400 posts bitchezz

[Oxer]

yea, this kid had some liquid courage going. wrong house for that kind of shit

Liquid courage is only good when used with females.

[Oxer]

its 5am on christmas day and i just got home from the pub

Go son GO!

I don't think i could bring myself to drink on Christmas eve and wake up with a disgusting hangover.

400 posts bitchezz

Cause you're not australian.