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    • Originally posted by Oxer View Post
      So when I left to come to work today, I went to wash the windscreen with the window washer... and there was no water left in the bottle, so all the shit on the windscreen got smudged.

      I had a bottle of water, so I open the door and pour water on it, then put the wipers on. In a RHD car the wipers wipe to the rhs, so naturally I get covered in fucking water. So there I am soaked, running late for work, already around the corner from home. Being a complete moron I do it a second time...

      So Im like fuck it. Wipe my face and glasses so I can see the fucking road, Drive to work with the windows down in the hope Ill dry off before I get to work.

      Get to work, and my shirt was only slightly damp, almost 100% dry.


      fuckyeah.png

      Love those stories.


      One of mine. Sounds like invented,but it is true.
      A few days ago, i think it was thursday, i went to the toilet. Sat down, took a dump. BAM! No toiletpaper.
      Had to move to the toilet cabin next to me. luckily there was no one in it.
      Originally posted by Oxer
      I dont know why, but I love your car.. Its OEM cleanness makes me happy in the genitals.

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      • Originally posted by jasonklee View Post
        Sunday = not that many people on the forums.

        Tomorrow however, lots of people. Storm

        Expect to read essays.

        I ate a large bag of microwaved popcorn tonight, Dont know if I could do more.

        Originally posted by M.Burroughs View Post
        rly have to poop
        Will you think of me as you squeeze?
        Originally posted by anth
        Lucky they didn't come into your house and disrespect your whole family.

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        • always

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          • Originally posted by K.rischan View Post

            Love those stories.


            One of mine. Sounds like invented,but it is true.
            A few days ago, i think it was thursday, i went to the toilet. Sat down, took a dump. BAM! No toiletpaper.
            Had to move to the toilet cabin next to me. luckily there was no one in it.


            **** when that happens.
            Originally posted by anth
            Lucky they didn't come into your house and disrespect your whole family.

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            • Originally posted by M.Burroughs View Post
              always
              Life = fulfilled.
              Originally posted by anth
              Lucky they didn't come into your house and disrespect your whole family.

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              • Originally posted by K.rischan View Post

                Love those stories.


                One of mine. Sounds like invented,but it is true.
                A few days ago, i think it was thursday, i went to the toilet. Sat down, took a dump. BAM! No toiletpaper.
                Had to move to the toilet cabin next to me. luckily there was no one in it.
                **** that. When it happens is usually at work, in a single washroom.
                Originally posted by Jesus Christ
                he mustve enjoyed that bj.

                i know for a fact you chubby bitches could suck the air bubbles out of a brake line

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                • Originally posted by Oxer View Post


                  **** when that happens.
                  poor guy, if that happens often to ya
                  Originally posted by Oxer
                  I dont know why, but I love your car.. Its OEM cleanness makes me happy in the genitals.

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                  • I feel like shit...


                    Too much mineral water...


                    My stomach has been talking to me all night... Bubbling and gurgling away... Wish the cunt would shut up.
                    Originally posted by anth
                    Lucky they didn't come into your house and disrespect your whole family.

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                    • Originally posted by Oxer View Post
                      I feel like shit...


                      Too much mineral water...


                      My stomach has been talking to me all night... Bubbling and gurgling away... Wish the cunt would shut up.
                      Never try 2 cans of Red bull, a whole package chocolate bonbons and chili chips
                      Originally posted by Oxer
                      I dont know why, but I love your car.. Its OEM cleanness makes me happy in the genitals.

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                      • mmm.... two nights off... Thank fuck!
                        Originally posted by anth
                        Lucky they didn't come into your house and disrespect your whole family.

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                        • My friend here and roommate next year, his last name is Derr. How epic is that?
                          - Kielan (Key-lin)

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                          • as said...

                            Hullo.
                            Originally posted by anth
                            Lucky they didn't come into your house and disrespect your whole family.

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                            • 'Mineral water was a bad choice'
                              Originally posted by MommysLittleMonster
                              Internet high five for you.

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                              • Pretty much.
                                Originally posted by anth
                                Lucky they didn't come into your house and disrespect your whole family.

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