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so last night I go to this bar that kind of turns into a club type deal on thursday nights, show my id to the door guy while some broad in a mini mouse costume is trying to get in sans id
so I walk in, go to pay the girls to get in, its like a 5 dollar cover, the girl says
"Are you here for the VIP?"
me- "uhhhh, naw"
her- "Yea you are, heres your wrist band, you don't need to pay" and smiles
so I'm like, well thats rad, and go to the bar to grab a drink, I ask for a newcastle because I havn't found my narragansett rep friend yet, while the bar tender is getting me my beer, I get a tap on the shoulder
random bro guy- "Duuuuuuuude are you a Jonas brother?!?!?!?!"
me, very dryly I might add- "yea, I am"
random bro guy dood guy- "Nooo waaaay, hee totally is, can I take a picture with you?!?!?!"
me- "uhhhhh, yea"
so I throw up the shaka and take a picture with him.
right, so thats it, wrong. I find my friend, she gets me some beers for free, gives me some narragansett shit and we're just hanging out shooting the shit at the little table they set up. I have to go piss so I go towards the bathroom. As I'm walking there these 4 girls start freaking out,
"OMIGAWD YOU LOOK JUST LIKE MY FRIEND OMIGAWD"
and instantly theirs four girls hugging me and kissing my face, if I was single this would be win, but as a taken man in my mind I was saying "WHY IN A RELATIONSHIP!" and picturing that internet friends why you so far away guy
so this girl, her name was Brooke, very cute, insists I take a picture with her, so I say ok, and talk to them for a bit, and then go on my way to the bathroom.
so then later in the night, one of the other gannsett girls that was there, who is good looking, was talking to my friend and I, and my friend says that I got mistaken as a JO Bro, and she says
"oh no, you're way cutter than they are"
so that was my night of craziness, that sort of shit never happens when you're single
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