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[Oxer]

lol nah, i took the joke way too far

I would have said something like "no, but can I put my dick in your mouth/ass/vagina?"

[Average_Jerk]

so im at the pub with a bunch of firends and next to me is a group of girls. im getting all friendly with the one thats next to me. and this is what happened

her - im going to have a smoke, i'll be right back
me - deal

time passes

me - oh hai!
her - hi

then she sits back down and takes a sip of her drink

her - (in a joking tone) did you put something in my drink while i was gone?

I slam my beer on the bar with Hulk like force

me - thats bullshit!
her -
me - the guy who sold it to me said you shouldnt be able to taste it
her - GASP!

then she slid her drink forward and ordered another, which i offered to pay for

her - that happened to me once.

then she stormed off

[Pir8 97]

ouch

[Oxer]

so im at the pub with a bunch of firends and next to me is a group of girls. im getting all friendly with the one thats next to me. and this is what happened

her - im going to have a smoke, i'll be right back
me - deal

time passes

me - oh hai!
her - hi

then she sits back down and takes a sip of her drink

her - (in a joking tone) did you put something in my drink while i was gone?

I slam my beer on the bar with Hulk like force

me - thats bullshit!
her -
me - the guy who sold it to me said you shouldnt be able to taste it
her - GASP!

then she slid her drink forward and ordered another, which i offered to pay for

her - that happened to me once.

then she stormed off

I am roaring in laughter in the reception of the appartments!

[Pir8 97]

You'd think if it happened to her before she would be smart enough not to leave her drink unattended.

[Average_Jerk]

You'd think if it happened to her before she would be smart enough not to leave her drink unattended.

young rich chicks in the suburbs, they dont learn lessons

[Average_Jerk]

I am roaring in laughter in the reception of the appartments!

i get into the strangest situations on a regular basis

[Kielan]

so im at the pub with a bunch of firends and next to me is a group of girls. im getting all friendly with the one thats next to me. and this is what happened

her - im going to have a smoke, i'll be right back
me - deal

time passes

me - oh hai!
her - hi

then she sits back down and takes a sip of her drink

her - (in a joking tone) did you put something in my drink while i was gone?

I slam my beer on the bar with Hulk like force

me - thats bullshit!
her -
me - the guy who sold it to me said you shouldnt be able to taste it
her - GASP!

then she slid her drink forward and ordered another, which i offered to pay for

her - that happened to me once.

then she stormed off

Sign #1 this is bad is that she went to go have a smoke...

I am roaring in laughter in the reception of the appartments!

You would be.

You'd think if it happened to her before she would be smart enough not to leave her drink unattended.

Nah, she is a woman, women don't have the ability to think.

[Oxer]

You would be.

Fuck you K. That shits funny as hell.

[Average_Jerk]

i just went through my IM history with my boss. i spend a lot of time talking shit about the people here

[Kielan]

Fuck you K. That shits funny as hell.

I just realized that you have been calling me K haha, I've never been called that before hah.

i just went through my IM history with my boss. i spend a lot of time talking shit about the people here

That's cause you do fucking work, and the rest are dumb cunts.

[Average_Jerk]

I just realized that you have been calling me K haha, I've never been called that before hah.

That's cause you do fucking work, and the rest are dumb cunts.

i sure as shit do haha

[Kielan]

Yassir. (Yes that is meant to be an A there).

And fawk I'm hungry.

[Average_Jerk]

Yassir. (Yes that is meant to be an A there).

And fawk I'm hungry.

im trying to wait until 130 to eat. ive been hungry for like an hour now

[Kielan]

I've been starving since I woke up, I think I am at the point where my stomach lining is eating itself.