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[Jlyons617]

who needs a ride there?!

I already got a rental car!

[Average_Jerk]

My friend just slapped the shit out of another friend. She told his to get out of her face abd he didn't listen. Now he is butthurt and has a handprint on his face

I have had my lip split open and my nose broken by girls. 2 different ones. both wicked hot

[AndrewFromTheInternet]

I think I forgot to tell you guys.

I have an interview with that web2carz place on Monday at 4.

Wooo!

[mrg7243]

I have had my lip split open and my nose broken by girls. 2 different ones. both wicked hot

Oh it was hilarious. She is so so. There is a nice red bruise forming.

I think I forgot to tell you guys.

I have an interview with that web2carz place on Monday at 4.

Wooo!

Woooooo!

[Rob&co]

I think I forgot to tell you guys.

I have an interview with that web2carz place on Monday at 4.

Wooo!

get them to remove the "Z"............... familiar?

[Average_Jerk]

Oh it was hilarious. She is so so. There is a nice red bruise forming.







Woooooo!

girl - I WANNA FIGHT SOMEONE!
me - [joking] I'll fight you
POW! punched right in the mouth

me - stop being a cunt!
girl - dont call me that
me - then get your cunt ass outta my house, cunt. and you wont hear it anymore
she stormed off
buddy - i was trying to fuck her. come on
me - ok, i'll try and smooth it over
walks to the front porch to apologize.
as soon as i got outside, the fucking broad punched me dead in the nose. broke that shit

[Rob&co]

girl - I WANNA FIGHT SOMEONE!
me - [joking] I'll fight you
POW! punched right in the mouth

me - stop being a cunt!
girl - dont call me that
me - then get your cunt ass outta my house, cunt. and you wont hear it anymore
she stormed off
buddy - i was trying to fuck her. come on
me - ok, i'll try and smooth it over
walks to the front porch to apologize.
as soon as i got outside, the fucking broad punched me dead in the nose. broke that shit

Dave does that shit the best this back and forth thing I am drawn into the convo everytime lol!

[mrg7243]

girl - I WANNA FIGHT SOMEONE!
me - [joking] I'll fight you
POW! punched right in the mouth

me - stop being a cunt!
girl - dont call me that
me - then get your cunt ass outta my house, cunt. and you wont hear it anymore
she stormed off
buddy - i was trying to fuck her. come on
me - ok, i'll try and smooth it over
walks to the front porch to apologize.
as soon as i got outside, the fucking broad punched me dead in the nose. broke that shit

[Jlyons617]

[Average_Jerk]

Dave does that shit the best this back and forth thing I am drawn into the convo everytime lol!

my story telling is even better in real life

[Jlyons617]

You need a fucking TV show Dave.

[Average_Jerk]

You need a fucking TV show Dave.

it would be hugely popular, or the ***** by everyone. no middle ground lol

[AndrewFromTheInternet]

girl - I WANNA FIGHT SOMEONE!
me - [joking] I'll fight you
POW! punched right in the mouth

me - stop being a cunt!
girl - dont call me that
me - then get your cunt ass outta my house, cunt. and you wont hear it anymore
she stormed off
buddy - i was trying to fuck her. come on
me - ok, i'll try and smooth it over
walks to the front porch to apologize.
as soon as i got outside, the fucking broad punched me dead in the nose. broke that shit

Holy fucking shit Dave, that's great.

Although I have to question your sobriety if you thought you could win a chick back for your buddy after calling her a cunt.

[Average_Jerk]

Holy fucking shit Dave, that's great.

Although I have to question your sobriety if you thought you could win a chick back for your buddy after calling her a cunt.

oh, I was shit hammered wasted

[Rob&co]

my story telling is even better in real life

I look forward to you and that, just as much as I do to a blunt with JAZE lol