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[Jlyons617]

god damn it, i totally forgot to go grocery shopping today while I was out. now Im foodless for dinner

Wait until your neighbors are eating dinner and then kick down the door with a ski mask on.

[Average_Jerk]

Wait until your neighbors are eating dinner and then kick down the door with a ski mask on.

I do have a ski mask....

[coconutt]

Hairspray + lighter - toasted mosquito

[Dudermagee]

Hairspray + lighter - toasted mosquito

you fail at math

[Average_Jerk]

you fail at math

I was waiting to see what that equaled

[Jlyons617]

it equals fail.

[coconutt]

you fail at math

Damn you minus key!! Y U NO EQUALS!?

I set off the smoke alarm by accident by the way. It was fucking loud.

[Average_Jerk]

Damn you minus key!! Y U NO EQUALS!?

I set off the smoke alarm by accident by the way. It was fucking loud.

dudeman did that once at my house at like 2am drunk as fuck trying to cook something. good times were had by al

[Dudermagee]

dudeman did that once at my house at like 2am drunk as fuck trying to cook something. good times were had by al

I do love cooking\burning shit when I'm drunk

[Dudermagee]

I do love cookingburning shit when I'm drunk

Though sometimes I'll just say fuck it and eat raw chicken.

[Average_Jerk]

I do love cookingburning shit when I'm drunk

drunk food is always worth whatever collateral damage occurs

[coconutt]

I was dumb... "Stupid dumb human saw me land near the smoke detector and still threw flames at me."

[180roman]

so help me god fikse if you do this to me, i will burn the building to the floor

Don't worry I got this

[mrg7243]

drunk food is always worth whatever collateral damage occurs

That it is

[Average_Jerk]

^ i would have just used tape. but whatever