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[Average_Jerk]

Hey Dave what?

you're fucking banned!

[Z.Cockburn]

Going to register my sled tomorrow, then it's off to the trails for the weekend.

dis.

I'm ditching here around noonish tomorrow, going to get about 3 jerry cans of high test then straight to Muskoka right to the cottage where our shop full of toys await in slumber.

The lakes are going to be mint.

Amped.

[Rob&co]

Hey Khalil, guess what!

Hey Dave what?

you're fucking banned!

FUCKING WIN! lol abhahahhahhahbahahhahhahahhah shhhhit!

[Kielan]

you're fucking banned!

HAHAHHAHAHA

[Rob&co]

fuck my sig might be too long now?!

[FluidMotorUnion]

you're fucking banned!

Wow. Two whole years, huh?

[Average_Jerk]

Wow. Two whole years, huh?

maybe this time he'll learn a lesson lol

[Kielan]

maybe this time he'll learn a lesson lol

Doubt it.

[Rob&co]

Doubt it.

this!

[FluidMotorUnion]

Kelly,

Thanks for your phone number yesterday. I'm going to cull a bunch of pictures from /r/spacedicks and /r/clopclop and send them to your phone at random times.

[kbuss]

Truth. Or better yet get something new.
OR better yet trade that dude who wants your car for his E36.

Meh, not the biggest fan of e36s. If CCW would just come out with something new, that would be nice.

[Kielan]

Kelly,

Thanks for your phone number yesterday. I'm going to cull a bunch of pictures from /r/spacedicks and /r/clopclop and send them to your phone at random times.

You're a homo.

[FluidMotorUnion]

You're a homo.

I was Born This Way.

[Average_Jerk]

I was Born This Way.

that reminds me of a hilarious story. one night a few years back I was drunk as fuck at this bar. out side on their patio with a bunch of people. some dude pulled up to the stop light in his Subie (I think it was a Subie, cant quite recall). He had some guy music playing and the windows down. so naturally I yell at him

me - nice car, faggot!
him - oh yea? well..... youre ugly!
me - I was born this way, you bought that car.
him - SHUT UP!

then he drove off

[FluidMotorUnion]

that reminds me of a hilarious story. one night a few years back I was drunk as fuck at this bar. out side on their patio with a bunch of people. some dude pulled up to the stop light in his Subie (I think it was a Subie, cant quite recall). He had some guy music playing and the windows down. so naturally I yell at him

me - nice car, faggot!
him - oh yea? well..... youre ugly!
me - I was born this way, you bought that car.
him - SHUT UP!

then he drove off

Should have asked to race him from a dig.

And that line you told the Subie dude was the exact same one Oxer used when he came to Chicago with Mike and Jeremy. We were all driving in my car around downtown Chicago, when we passed a pink Jeep Wrangler. Oxer leans his head out the window, and in the most matter-of-fact, serious Australian voice, says quite plainly, "Nice car, faggot."

Then Oxer fell in love with a bartender that evening. Also, OJ told some woman on the street that her hair looked stupid after she tried picking a fight with Oxer over whether his accent was real or not. This girl then tried to fight my boss, while OJ's wife just stood there laughing her ass off. Fuck, that was a good weekend.