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[Bracknaphobia]

I did just say that. I mean I would recruit you to the blog team so we can get even more posts and more followers...

Dude I could get down with that.

[Average_Jerk]

Bar fight?

And Fluid Motor Union sponsors section is pure sex, I just looked through a ton of the threads there. My god.

we got back from the bar and this chick was all drunk and said she wanted to leave me at the bar. I called her a stupid cunt and told her to stop being a whore at life. then she got all loud and i told her if she didnt like how i was treating her, she could get her cunt ass the fuck out of my house. someone disagreed with what i said and sucker punched me in the nose. blood everywhere, they left while i was trying to not bleed all over my house. pussies lol

[Bracknaphobia]

we got back from the bar and this chick was all drunk and said she wanted to leave me at the bar. I called her a stupid cunt and told her to stop being a whore at life. then she got all loud and i told her if she didnt like how i was treating her, she could get her cunt ass the fuck out of my house. someone disagreed with what i said and sucker punched me in the nose. blood everywhere, they left while i was trying to not bleed all over my house. pussies lol

The FUCK? Punched in your own house? What a dick move.








P.S. - Alcohol is awesome

[Average_Jerk]

The FUCK? Punched in your own house? What a dick move.








P.S. - Alcohol is awesome

yep. but oh well, she left in tears. i call that a win for old Dave

[Bracknaphobia]

hahaha old dave....

Are you gonna be that grumpy 80 year old guy that scares kids away from his stoop?

[Kielan]

Dude I could get down with that.

Text mang.

we got back from the bar and this chick was all drunk and said she wanted to leave me at the bar. I called her a stupid cunt and told her to stop being a whore at life. then she got all loud and i told her if she didnt like how i was treating her, she could get her cunt ass the fuck out of my house. someone disagreed with what i said and sucker punched me in the nose. blood everywhere, they left while i was trying to not bleed all over my house. pussies lol

Damn son, do werk. I would find that fucker who punched you in the face, and beat his ass down.

The FUCK? Punched in your own house? What a dick move.


P.S. - Alcohol is awesome

All of this post.

[Kielan]

Dave you make me laugh too much in class.

[Average_Jerk]

hahaha old dave....

Are you gonna be that grumpy 80 year old guy that scares kids away from his stoop?

i'll be dead long before 80. but if i do manage to make it that long, you bet your ass i will be. I'll be like Clint Eastwood in that movie Grand Torino. sitting on the porch drinking cheap beer all day

[Average_Jerk]

Dave you make me laugh too much in class.

thats how i roll.

[Kielan]

i'll be dead long before 80. but if i do manage to make it that long, you bet your ass i will be. I'll be like Clint Eastwood in that movie Grand Torino. sitting on the porch drinking cheap beer all day

You need to stop doing this to me man haha.

thats how i roll.

You're doing a fantastic job.

[Average_Jerk]

You need to stop doing this to me man haha.

You're doing a fantastic job.

its probably in everyones best interest if i dont get a gun though. that would end horribly

[Kielan]

GOD DAMNIT DAVE, I am fucking laughing so hard right now, STILL IN CLASS. I'm trying my very best to remain quiet.

[Bracknaphobia]

its probably in everyones best interest if i dont get a gun though. that would end horribly

1) Get Gun
2) ?
3) PROFIT??!!!111!

[Gator]

Hey Kelly...

[Kielan]

1) Get Gun
2) ?
3) PROFIT??!!!111!

Hey Kelly...

Hi Andrew.