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  • Originally posted by FluidMotorUnion View Post
    Well, shit. I fucked up yet again.
    Ready for the story.

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    • Originally posted by Jlyons617 View Post
      Morning all.

      What did you fuck up?
      Originally posted by oHSo EuRo View Post
      Ready for the story.
      Had some tops-off sexytime with a 31-year-old attorney with the best fake breasts I've ever encountered, and she's pretty into me.

      If you're wondering what the problem is, that's not my girlfriend.

      I keep doing this self-destructive shit in just about every one of my relationships. I'm bad at this shit, you guys. It's that fucking 'grass is always greener' mentality that usually keeps me from committing in the first place.
      Last edited by FluidMotorUnion; 12-19-2012, 10:28 AM.

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      Originally posted by Oxer
      I'm pretty sure I will molest any exhaust systems you leave lying around

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      • Originally posted by FluidMotorUnion View Post
        Had some tops-off sexytime with a 31-year-old attorney with the best fake breasts I've ever encountered, and she's pretty into me.

        If you're wondering what the problem is, that's not my girlfriend.

        I keep doing this self-destructive shit in just about every one of my relationships. I'm bad at this shit, you guys. It's that fucking 'grass is always greener' mentality that usually keeps me from committing in the first place.

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        • Originally posted by FluidMotorUnion View Post
          Had some tops-off sexytime with a 31-year-old attorney with the best fake breasts I've ever encountered, and she's pretty into me.

          If you're wondering what the problem is, that's not my girlfriend.

          I keep doing this self-destructive shit in just about every one of my relationships. I'm bad at this shit, you guys. It's that fucking 'grass is always greener' mentality that usually keeps me from committing in the first place.
          honestly fucking awsome! But you let me down pal! lol



          ps i am so sick today guys had to come in too FML!
          IG @RobthaBavarian




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          • Originally posted by Rob&co View Post
            honestly fucking awsome! But you let me down pal! lol
            I let myself down too, man. I really did.

            Sleeping at the GF's tonight. We'll see what happens.

            But god damn, those breasts were marvelous.

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            Originally posted by Oxer
            I'm pretty sure I will molest any exhaust systems you leave lying around

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            • One thing I don't do, is cheat.

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              • Originally posted by FluidMotorUnion View Post
                Had some tops-off sexytime with a 31-year-old attorney with the best fake breasts I've ever encountered, and she's pretty into me.

                If you're wondering what the problem is, that's not my girlfriend.

                I keep doing this self-destructive shit in just about every one of my relationships. I'm bad at this shit, you guys. It's that fucking 'grass is always greener' mentality that usually keeps me from committing in the first place.
                Oh man that sounds terrible
                pics or gtfo
                Dude... My nissan has like a v8, man.

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                • Originally posted by FluidMotorUnion View Post
                  I let myself down too, man. I really did.

                  Sleeping at the GF's tonight. We'll see what happens.

                  But god damn, those breasts were marvelous.
                  i remember like yesterday how excited you were... lol You even gave me some hope in my love life lol! But now a quick pair of tits made u forget all that lol! Maybee u just want to fuck around and not be commited! hehehehe i mean if thats what you need get it! Dont waste her time man lol

                  Now if you had pics of this Ally Mcbeal........?
                  IG @RobthaBavarian




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                  • Originally posted by SeanDub View Post
                    One thing I don't do, is cheat.
                    that's my ninja!
                    Originally posted by Dudermagee View Post
                    Oh man that sounds terrible
                    pics or gtfo
                    a huh a huh
                    IG @RobthaBavarian




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                    • Originally posted by FluidMotorUnion View Post
                      Had some tops-off sexytime with a 31-year-old attorney with the best fake breasts I've ever encountered, and she's pretty into me.

                      If you're wondering what the problem is, that's not my girlfriend.

                      I keep doing this self-destructive shit in just about every one of my relationships. I'm bad at this shit, you guys. It's that fucking 'grass is always greener' mentality that usually keeps me from committing in the first place.
                      Well you have two options as I see it. Pick one the way nature intended it, flip a coin, or try to juggle both until it inevitably blows up.

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                      • Originally posted by SeanDub View Post
                        One thing I don't do, is cheat.
                        This.




                        The Kia has been parted.

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                        • I don't have any pictures. Which is probably a good thing. They're like 32Cs, though, for your mental imagery spank banks.

                          I've got a lot of soul-searching to do today. I'm still head over heels for my girlfriend, as I should be, but I'd much rather have her in my life for a long time as a great friend, than only for a little while as my girlfriend. That's not an easy thing to relay to somebody, though. But if it needs to be done, I've done tougher things than that.

                          www.fluidmotorunion.com
                          www.stanceworks.com



                          Originally posted by Oxer
                          I'm pretty sure I will molest any exhaust systems you leave lying around

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                          • Originally posted by FluidMotorUnion View Post
                            I don't have any pictures. Which is probably a good thing. They're like 32Cs, though, for your mental imagery spank banks.

                            I've got a lot of soul-searching to do today. I'm still head over heels for my girlfriend, as I should be, but I'd much rather have her in my life for a long time as a great friend, than only for a little while as my girlfriend. That's not an easy thing to relay to somebody, though. But if it needs to be done, I've done tougher things than that.
                            One of my ex's had implants and they were a 32C. I know they're fun.




                            The Kia has been parted.

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                            • So, um, in other news, I'm consider replacing my Si with a used Cayman S.

                              It'd take a huge chunk out of my savings, but god damn it, it'd be so worth it.

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                              Originally posted by Oxer
                              I'm pretty sure I will molest any exhaust systems you leave lying around

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                              • Originally posted by FluidMotorUnion View Post
                                Had some tops-off sexytime with a 31-year-old attorney with the best fake breasts I've ever encountered, and she's pretty into me.

                                If you're wondering what the problem is, that's not my girlfriend.

                                I keep doing this self-destructive shit in just about every one of my relationships. I'm bad at this shit, you guys. It's that fucking 'grass is always greener' mentality that usually keeps me from committing in the first place.


                                Dude... not cool. At least split with the old girlfriend before poking a cougar because she's got a nice rack.

                                Definitely shot yourself in the foot with this one.
                                BB6 Prelude . . E36 ///M3 . . VA WRX Limited . . 1969 Nova
                                Originally posted by Ollie
                                We all love to turn heads. Sub-consciously we're all materialistic attention-craving dickheads.

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