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 Originally posted by Jlyons617 View PostMorning all.
 
 What did you fuck up?Had some tops-off sexytime with a 31-year-old attorney with the best fake breasts I've ever encountered, and she's pretty into me.Originally posted by oHSo EuRo View PostReady for the story.
 
 If you're wondering what the problem is, that's not my girlfriend.
 
 I keep doing this self-destructive shit in just about every one of my relationships. I'm bad at this shit, you guys. It's that fucking 'grass is always greener' mentality that usually keeps me from committing in the first place.Last edited by FluidMotorUnion; 12-19-2012, 09:28 AM. 
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 Originally posted by OxerI'm pretty sure I will molest any exhaust systems you leave lying around 
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 Originally posted by FluidMotorUnion View PostHad some tops-off sexytime with a 31-year-old attorney with the best fake breasts I've ever encountered, and she's pretty into me.
 
 If you're wondering what the problem is, that's not my girlfriend.
 
 I keep doing this self-destructive shit in just about every one of my relationships. I'm bad at this shit, you guys. It's that fucking 'grass is always greener' mentality that usually keeps me from committing in the first place.   
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 honestly fucking awsome! But you let me down pal! lolOriginally posted by FluidMotorUnion View PostHad some tops-off sexytime with a 31-year-old attorney with the best fake breasts I've ever encountered, and she's pretty into me.
 
 If you're wondering what the problem is, that's not my girlfriend.
 
 I keep doing this self-destructive shit in just about every one of my relationships. I'm bad at this shit, you guys. It's that fucking 'grass is always greener' mentality that usually keeps me from committing in the first place.
 
 
 
 ps i am so sick today guys had to come in too FML!
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 I let myself down too, man. I really did.Originally posted by Rob&co View Posthonestly fucking awsome! But you let me down pal! lol
 
 Sleeping at the GF's tonight. We'll see what happens.
 
 But god damn, those breasts were marvelous. 
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 Originally posted by OxerI'm pretty sure I will molest any exhaust systems you leave lying around 
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 Oh man that sounds terribleOriginally posted by FluidMotorUnion View PostHad some tops-off sexytime with a 31-year-old attorney with the best fake breasts I've ever encountered, and she's pretty into me.
 
 If you're wondering what the problem is, that's not my girlfriend.
 
 I keep doing this self-destructive shit in just about every one of my relationships. I'm bad at this shit, you guys. It's that fucking 'grass is always greener' mentality that usually keeps me from committing in the first place.
 pics or gtfoDude... My nissan has like a v8, man.
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 i remember like yesterday how excited you were... lol You even gave me some hope in my love life lol! But now a quick pair of tits made u forget all that lol! Maybee u just want to fuck around and not be commited! hehehehe i mean if thats what you need get it! Dont waste her time man lolOriginally posted by FluidMotorUnion View PostI let myself down too, man. I really did.
 
 Sleeping at the GF's tonight. We'll see what happens.
 
 But god damn, those breasts were marvelous. 
 
 Now if you had pics of this Ally Mcbeal........?
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 Well you have two options as I see it. Pick one the way nature intended it, flip a coin, or try to juggle both until it inevitably blows up.Originally posted by FluidMotorUnion View PostHad some tops-off sexytime with a 31-year-old attorney with the best fake breasts I've ever encountered, and she's pretty into me.
 
 If you're wondering what the problem is, that's not my girlfriend.
 
 I keep doing this self-destructive shit in just about every one of my relationships. I'm bad at this shit, you guys. It's that fucking 'grass is always greener' mentality that usually keeps me from committing in the first place.
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 I don't have any pictures. Which is probably a good thing. They're like 32Cs, though, for your mental imagery spank banks.
 
 I've got a lot of soul-searching to do today. I'm still head over heels for my girlfriend, as I should be, but I'd much rather have her in my life for a long time as a great friend, than only for a little while as my girlfriend. That's not an easy thing to relay to somebody, though. But if it needs to be done, I've done tougher things than that. 
 www.fluidmotorunion.com
 www.stanceworks.com
 
    
 
 Originally posted by OxerI'm pretty sure I will molest any exhaust systems you leave lying around 
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 One of my ex's had implants and they were a 32C. I know they're fun.Originally posted by FluidMotorUnion View PostI don't have any pictures. Which is probably a good thing. They're like 32Cs, though, for your mental imagery spank banks.
 
 I've got a lot of soul-searching to do today. I'm still head over heels for my girlfriend, as I should be, but I'd much rather have her in my life for a long time as a great friend, than only for a little while as my girlfriend. That's not an easy thing to relay to somebody, though. But if it needs to be done, I've done tougher things than that.
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 So, um, in other news, I'm consider replacing my Si with a used Cayman S.
 
 It'd take a huge chunk out of my savings, but god damn it, it'd be so worth it. 
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 Originally posted by OxerI'm pretty sure I will molest any exhaust systems you leave lying around 
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 Originally posted by FluidMotorUnion View PostHad some tops-off sexytime with a 31-year-old attorney with the best fake breasts I've ever encountered, and she's pretty into me.
 
 If you're wondering what the problem is, that's not my girlfriend.
 
 I keep doing this self-destructive shit in just about every one of my relationships. I'm bad at this shit, you guys. It's that fucking 'grass is always greener' mentality that usually keeps me from committing in the first place. 
 
 Dude... not cool. At least split with the old girlfriend before poking a cougar because she's got a nice rack.
 
 Definitely shot yourself in the foot with this one.BB6 Prelude . . E36 ///M3 . . VA WRX Limited . . 1969 Nova
 Originally posted by OllieWe all love to turn heads. Sub-consciously we're all materialistic attention-craving dickheads.
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