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[180roman]

Beer is brilliant for getting drunk. ESPECIALLY shitty beer.

For the longest time, I tried to remember why I never really had bad hangovers when living in the frat house. Then I remembered that Keystone Light was the answer. It's comprised of so much water, that by the time you're on your 12th beer of the night, you've been pissing clear since #5. Full hydration the entire night to counteract the opposite effect that alcohol normally has. So even if you don't drink a single god damned drop of water the entire night, you still wake up without dealing with severe (or even acute) dehydration.

However, mixing different craft beers is a recipe for absolute destruction in the morning. 5 different beers, varying from 7% to 11%, with different ingredients, flavor profiles and absolutely no hydrating effects? Yeah. Why do you think I take sick days at work? It's not like I get sick.

Light Beer...? I thought you were a man....

[Jersh]

Might be checking this out after finals.



M3 Sedan manual with 127,000 miles.

[MommysLittleMonster]

Last time I drank too much I fell over while taking a piss and got it all over my gf's bathroom and the outside of my pants. Had to hide it from her parents until it dried.

Hahahahahahaha

Idk how people can drink that much beer. I have to drink liquor to get drunk. I can't do more than 3-4 beers in a sitting.

Same. I can slam a few blue moons but that's about it.

Beer is brilliant for getting drunk. ESPECIALLY shitty beer.

For the longest time, I tried to remember why I never really had bad hangovers when living in the frat house. Then I remembered that Keystone Light was the answer. It's comprised of so much water, that by the time you're on your 12th beer of the night, you've been pissing clear since #5. Full hydration the entire night to counteract the opposite effect that alcohol normally has. So even if you don't drink a single god damned drop of water the entire night, you still wake up without dealing with severe (or even acute) dehydration.

However, mixing different craft beers is a recipe for absolute destruction in the morning. 5 different beers, varying from 7% to 11%, with different ingredients, flavor profiles and absolutely no hydrating effects? Yeah. Why do you think I take sick days at work? It's not like I get sick.

Fuck that! Cheap beer is hangover city. If I get shitfaced on good liquor, I wake up a little dizzy bit not bad. Cheap beer makes me feel like shit.

Might be checking this out after finals.



M3 Sedan manual with 127,000 miles.

HEY. I'm the M3 sedan guy around here goddamn it.

[FluidMotorUnion]

Light Beer...? I thought you were a man....

Recently I switched to Wild Turkey American Honey, it goes down so smooth and tastes so good.

My friends will not allow me to drink Wild Turkey anymore, in any of its variants. 101 and I go way back.

Wild Andrew has not been out in some time. And that's a very, very good thing.

[Jersh]

HEY. I'm the M3 sedan guy around here goddamn it.

Well, there's already another guy around here with a silver M3 convertible and this is my next best option.

[Francois Dillinger]

good news: interview at a decent size law firm here
more good news: due to not knowing anyone out here, i will piss clean should i get the position
bad news: i'm probably going to have to shave my beard. fuck.

[FluidMotorUnion]

Well, there's already another guy around here with a silver M3 convertible and this is my next best option.

Chop it and make a limo. First M3 limo guy for sure.

[180roman]

My friends will not allow me to drink Wild Turkey anymore, in any of its variants. 101 and I go way back.

Wild Andrew has not been out in some time. And that's a very, very good thing.

[Jersh]

Chop it and make a limo. First M3 limo guy for sure.

I was thinking about rusting the whole car out... Way more original.

[MommysLittleMonster]

My friends will not allow me to drink Wild Turkey anymore, in any of its variants. 101 and I go way back.

Wild Andrew has not been out in some time. And that's a very, very good thing.

Hahahahaha

If I see you in person I'm bringing Wild Turkey.

Well, there's already another guy around here with a silver M3 convertible and this is my next best option.

Go buy a VW Carrado or some shit.

I was thinking about rusting the whole car out... Way more original.

Stickerbomb it and buy XXR's dawg

[Jersh]

Go buy a VW Carrado or some shit.

Stickerbomb it and buy XXR's dawg

Bought one once... Never again.

I was thinking rust, racelands, stickered roof rack, and teal ESM wheels... You know for maximum originality and scene points all in one package.

[MrJereMoose]

M3 on passtime

[FluidMotorUnion]

Hahahahaha

If I see you in person I'm bringing Wild Turkey.

First, that's going to be your problem, not mine. I'll be having a GREAT time.

Second, 101 or nothing. 80 doesn't do shit for me, and the Rye is only marginally tasty (I prefer Ri, Rittenhouse or about 6 others)

Third, do it, old maid. I want to come out to visit people as soon as I start saving up enough money to do so. It's going to be tough, seeing as how I'll be due for a full brake job, most of my bushings and probably a clutch over the winter. I should probably replace half my Blizzaks this year, too, and I've only got 2 workable Pilots for next summer (one of my fronts has a growing bubble. trash can time).

[MrJereMoose]

8.638

[MrJereMoose]

Turbo 900 hp