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[Average_Jerk]

I hope she meant smash box, coz otherwise fuck that

no, she really meant like change her plugs and wires and change her oil. no bullshit.

[Jesus Christ]

she deserves to be raped

[180roman]

no, she really meant like change her plugs and wires and change her oil. no bullshit.

ha ha no deal

she deserves to be raped

[Average_Jerk]

she deserves to be raped

she pestered me to set a date to fix it. I kept being like, no this is retarded. then i was finally like "FINE WHENEVER YOU WANT, I DONT CARE" since I wasnt gonna do it anyway

[Average_Jerk]

she deserves to be raped

sometimes theyre just asking for it

[Average_Jerk]

its 9pm and Im 10 beers deep. I have paperwork I dont wanna do. damn it all

[Samuel L. Jackson]

What's a decent price on an e28 transmission in good condition?

[Average_Jerk]

what's a decent price on an e28 transmission in good condition?

$100

[Jesus Christ]

i used to get hot chicks trying to be sexy for freebees and discounts all the time. Their success rate was zero. i jerk off 4 out of 5 mornings, good luck getting me riled up before 5pm you whore

[Average_Jerk]

i used to get hot chicks trying to be sexy for freebees and discounts all the time. Their success rate was zero. i jerk off 4 out of 5 mornings, good luck getting me riled up before 5pm you whore

hahahaha.

I tell girls all the time "pretend you want to fuck the guy youre talking to, youll get a deal"

they never believe me. Ive been in this car shit for a minute. and Ive seen it happen a million times. I mean, you cant walk in and be all Jemma Jamison and the pizza guy, but if the dude thinks he has a chance, hes gonna hook it up most of the time.

I dont. blowjobs first, car work second

[Jesus Christ]

oh it will work 9/10 times. i'm just that one motherfucker that looks her straight in the eye and says

" 100 dollars an hour for labor and i spent 2 hours on your brakes."

" oh my god that's so expensive, i didn't even bring that much cash wi-"

"there's an ATM in the bodega and i accept personal checks but i hold the car till it clears"

"okay"

[Average_Jerk]

oh it will work 9/10 times. i'm just that one motherfucker that looks her straight in the eye and says

" 100 dollars an hour for labor and i spent 2 hours on your brakes."

" oh my god that's so expensive, i didn't even bring that much cash wi-"

"there's an ATM in the bodega and i accept personal checks but i hold the car till it clears"

"okay"

yep, thats how I roll too lol

[Rob&co]

Rape=what ate you on bro? Bahahahhahahha

Freeways a parking lot! But like borat I having a iPhone so winner!

[180roman]

oh it will work 9/10 times. i'm just that one motherfucker that looks her straight in the eye and says

" 100 dollars an hour for labor and i spent 2 hours on your brakes."

" oh my god that's so expensive, i didn't even bring that much cash wi-"

"there's an ATM in the bodega and i accept personal checks but i hold the car till it clears"

"okay"

ha ha

If anything, mechanics here charge more coz girls don't know what they are paying for

[Average_Jerk]

ha ha

If anything, mechanics here charge more coz girls don't know what they are paying for

I overcharge everyone so they think Im the man when I knock $20 off for them