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[Weponhead]

why wont my cable box work? brand new and i cant get video signal out of the HDMI port. Stuck inside and can't even watch the boob tube

[Jersh]

Faggots.

Shut up hoe.

[coconutt]

Sup y'allllllllll.

[Dudermagee]

Facebook is so fucking irritating, I don't know why I have one.

I log on, start scrolling through my feed, and am so disgusted by the 5th or 6th post I want to spike my computer off the floor. People are really morons. Stupid halloween costumes, people are STILL talking about the election, and this stupid storm is the icing on the proverbial shitcake that is Facebook.

Once the storm, election, and halloween are over, I will gladly go back to reading the statuses of what mundane activities people I barely know are doing.

and thats why i deleted mine

[skrapez]

Lol zack <3

[Average_Jerk]

cut my hand, bleeding all over the place. this fatality is not related to the storm

[Dudermagee]

cut my hand, bleeding all over the place. this fatality is not related to the storm

what in the fuck
you need to just not do anything when you're drinking

[jdel]

what in the fuck
you need to just not do anything when you're drinking

This.


Drinking again now. Pissed at 3/4 of the in-laws. Ready to fucking fight all of them. Bunch of retards that want to bitch and moan about how things are but are afraid to change. They can kiss my ass if they think they are doing me a favor by letting us stay in this shitty, hoarder-ridden piece of shit they call a house.

[skrapez]

what in the fuck
you need to just not do anything when you're drinking

True story

[Dudermagee]

This.


Drinking again now. Pissed at 3/4 of the in-laws. Ready to fucking fight all of them. Bunch of retards that want to bitch and moan about how things are but are afraid to change. They can kiss my ass if they think they are doing me a favor by letting us stay in this shitty, hoarder-ridden piece of shit they call a house.

burn everything?

[coconutt]

This.


Drinking again now. Pissed at 3/4 of the in-laws. Ready to fucking fight all of them. Bunch of retards that want to bitch and moan about how things are but are afraid to change. They can kiss my ass if they think they are doing me a favor by letting us stay in this shitty, hoarder-ridden piece of shit they call a house.

You need a bucket of spiders.

[jdel]

burn everything?

Single match would do it.


It wouldn't be so bad if they just got on my nerves, but they meddle in everything related to my wife and I. I asked them to be respectful of the fact that I don't cuss around my son, and then proceeded to berate me and constantly mock how I want him raised.

On top of that, every opportunity my wife and I have to invite friends over turns into my brother-in-law being a shady fuck and trying to have sex with them. He's a despicable human being and when I meet guys like him I normally write them off and never talk to them again. He's still attached to my mother-in-laws umbilical cord and won't stray from the tit for more than a few minutes at a time.

[coconutt]

Watching Friday the 13th, pt2. These old school bitches... <3

[coconutt]

Single match would do it.


It wouldn't be so bad if they just got on my nerves, but they meddle in everything related to my wife and I. I asked them to be respectful of the fact that I don't cuss around my son, and then proceeded to berate me and constantly mock how I want him raised.

On top of that, every opportunity my wife and I have to invite friends over turns into my brother-in-law being a shady fuck and trying to have sex with them. He's a despicable human being and when I meet guys like him I normally write them off and never talk to them again. He's still attached to my mother-in-laws umbilical cord and won't stray from the tit for more than a few minutes at a time.

Damn. Is your gf your baby's mama?

EDIT:
*Wife I mean lol.

[jdel]

Damn. Is your gf your baby's mama?

EDIT:
*Wife I mean lol.

Yes. She tries as hard as she can to not cuss in front of him as well, but she won't stand up to her parents. They try to control her still.