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[jdel]

remember that time Hat posted in here. bad move

I agree

[Jesus Christ]

You guys are fags, me and pavel showed you guys on various occasions, the chicks we've boned.

[MommysLittleMonster]

True, but posting pics of current bang can be a mistake.

[FluidMotorUnion]

True, but posting pics of current bang can be a mistake.

If you're really backtracking RT about this, fine. Incoming! Ex is on the left, her hottie sister is on the right:

[SeanDub]

You picked the wrong sister lol

[Reeco]

yeah id have to have thrown one threw her sister before leaving lol

[FluidMotorUnion]

You picked the wrong sister lol

Little sister was 16 when I started dating the older one. Not about to happen. lol.

[Average_Jerk]

Little sister was 16 when I started dating the older one. Not about to happen. lol.

whats wrong with 16? shes obviously old enough to dress herself at that point. oh man, that reminds me of a funny story about a retarded chick.

[FluidMotorUnion]

whats wrong with 16? shes obviously old enough to dress herself at that point. oh man, that reminds me of a funny story about a retarded chick.

Well that's certainly the most interesting segue I've read all year.

Go on...

[Rebounder]

I haven't even looked at that cunt, I have to fix an exhaust leak on the 1j by the manifold ad get er ready for h20. Worry not though, I don't talk shit and will deliver.

we were just wondering if you were killing it or bringing it back to life

[Average_Jerk]

Well that's certainly the most interesting segue I've read all year.

Go on...

well, she might not have been retarded. but she definitely had some sort of brain functioning disorder. didnt have like a fucked up downs look going on

[FluidMotorUnion]

well, she might not have been retarded. but she definitely had some sort of brain functioning disorder. didnt have like a fucked up downs look going on

Holy shit, Dave. That's kinda fucked up.

Is there a backstory?

[Francois Dillinger]

my friend's dad used to tell him to tell the retarded girl down the street that there were ghosts in her clothes so she would take them off.

[Average_Jerk]

Holy shit, Dave. That's kinda fucked up.

Is there a backstory?

the story doesnt translate so well into text. but heres the short version.

so i was walking to work one day. had my headphones on and shit, rocking out, the usual. anyways. so i come to this intersection and see a cute chick. she crosses, i continue on my way. like a mile later, Im about to walk into Dunkin to get my morning coffee and I see that shes in there. so I figure I'll strike up a convo about some dumb shit. as Im walking to the door shes walking out and sees me. fucking crazy broad swings the door open with intense force and jumps in my direction. lands about 4ft in front of me, points at my face and exclaims (with some sort of speaking issue)

"I BEAT YOU!!! I SAW YOU AT THE INTERSECTION, AND THEN I SAW YOU HERE! AND I TOOK A SHORTCUT SO I GOT HERE FASTER! I CAN TELL YOU THE SHORTCUT AND MAYBE NEXT TIME YOU CAN WIN!!"

naturally I stood there like o.O with absolutely no response. she continued on her way. I stood there for a few mins wondering wtf i was just involved in. Then i texted my roommate to tell the ridiculous story, cause I had to tell someone.

[NegativeCamber]

then she was found hiding in your closet watching you sleep....