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[FluidMotorUnion]

Pics?

Neg. I won't willingly subject myself to that.

I can put up some pics of my last ex if you want -- she's way hotter anyhow. And her sister, my god. I miss that relationship for about three reasons, two of which I've already stated.

[PhilipWOT]

Went on a "date" last night, I guess you could call it. This chick and I were bed buddies over the winter, then hooked up again last weekend, so I figured fuck it, why not.

-She bought me dinner. Pad thai. Yes.
-She rented Cabin in the Woods. It was actually better than I'd thought.
-She made sure we had her apartment to ourselves (she's got a roommate). Things go down as one may expect.

Then, right after all that, around 1 am last night, I drop the, "Is it cool if I sleep at home tonight" line, despite both of us agreeing earlier in the week that I'd be staying the night. Felt like a dick, but fuck it, I wanted to smoke and sleep in my own bed.

Now she's blowin' up my cell as if I didn't pull a totally dick move last night after she bought me dinner and a movie, wants me to go to some afterparty this weekend with her and a female friend.

[Average_Jerk]

Neg. I won't willingly subject myself to that.

I can put up some pics of my last ex if you want -- she's way hotter anyhow. And her sister, my god. I miss that relationship for about three reasons, two of which I've already stated.

remember that time Hat posted his prom date in here. bad move

[coconutt]

Dumbfuck noob bumps a 3yr old thread.

[Jesus Christ]

Now that's something Jesus would do

[NickBroderick]

Neg. I won't willingly subject myself to that.

I can put up some pics of my last ex if you want -- she's way hotter anyhow. And her sister, my god. I miss that relationship for about three reasons, two of which I've already stated.

[FluidMotorUnion]

remember that time Hat posted his prom date in here. bad move

Good point.

VERY good point, now that I think about it.

No tits for anybody now (well, minus myself)! Thanks, Dave.

[SeanDub]

Instarim might be the most annoying app ever.

[NickBroderick]

Instarim might be the most annoying app ever.

They all look like they've been edited using paint.

[Jesus Christ]

Andrew cmaaaaannnn, I think you and hat are 2 very differently respected people. Let's see those warlocks

[FluidMotorUnion]

Andrew cmaaaaannnn, I think you and hat are 2 very differently respected people. Let's see those warlocks

I love when boobs are referred to as warlocks. Who the hell came up with that, anyhow?

[MommysLittleMonster]

I dunno Andrew. Could be a shitstorm.


[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hcQW04AQ_Ok"]Shit Analogies 101 - YouTube[/ame]

[Average_Jerk]

I dunno Andrew. Could be a shitstorm.


Shit Analogies 101 - YouTube

such a great show

[NickBroderick]

I love when boobs are referred to as warlocks. Who the hell came up with that, anyhow?

The first time I heard it was in Superbad.



I love that scene.

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WE3s_jylTOU"]Superbad - Lube and Kerry Hutchins scene - YouTube[/ame]

[SeanDub]

They all look like they've been edited using paint.

Right? And people post every wheel on their car, and then do all their friends cars... Just stop