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[Jesus Christ]

He's a Honda guy and thinks that e36's are fucking bentleys. He comes by to get his mind blown with normal shit that I couldn't give less of a fuck about.

" oh my god you have a front plate delete??? That shit is fire, knowing you that's some straight from Europe million dollar shit"
" they're 40 bucks on bimmerworld"
"damn that bimmerworld shit must be Ill"
"it's a parts website, it's ok I guess"

He saw my wheels and wouldn't shut the fuck up about te hidden hardware

[Average_Jerk]

He's a Honda guy and thinks that e36's are fucking bentleys. He comes by to get his mind blown with normal shit that I couldn't give less of a fuck about.

" oh my god you have a front plate delete??? That shit is fire, knowing you that's some straight from Europe million dollar shit"
" they're 40 bucks on bimmerworld"
"damn that bimmerworld shit must be Ill"
"it's a parts website, it's ok I guess"

He saw my wheels and wouldn't shut the fuck up about te hidden hardware

"a whole world of bimmers?!?!?" hahahha. people like that crack me the fuck up.

hes selling that M3/2/5 cause he got an M3/2/A and is tired of shifting

[Average_Jerk]

I had one customer that I fixed some settings in his idrive on a new 7er. and he was like "damn nigga! yous some kind of bmw genious!"

actually, its all simple stuff. you must not have a pc or cell phone or cable tv

[Dudermagee]

Black people
that is all

[Jesus Christ]

LOL a quote " nigga, when I'm in mah bimmer, I be on that cruising shit. That vroom vroom shit is for these broke ass Honda niggas."

All you can do is say "word"

[Average_Jerk]

LOL a quote " nigga, when I'm in mah bimmer, I be on that cruising shit. That vroom vroom shit is for these broke ass Honda niggas."

All you can do is say "word"

hahahhaa the worst is when after a ridiculous statement like that, they go "yeeeeeaaaaaaa you know what im talkin bout"

[Jesus Christ]

I had one customer that I fixed some settings in his idrive on a new 7er. and he was like "damn nigga! yous some kind of bmw genious!"

actually, its all simple stuff. you must not have a pc or cell phone or cable tv

Hahahahahaha

[Average_Jerk]

Hahahahahaha

then he asked how much to replace all the speakers and amps and everything. I told him $15k. after he shit his pants I told him "Im a bmw genius, you think I work cheap?" naturally his reply was "aight aight, I feel you my man. gotta respect" then he presented his fist for daps

[Jesus Christ]

Hahahaha my god I'm dying

[Average_Jerk]

Hahahaha my god I'm dying

my favorite thing to do when some street thug drug dealer would come in talking all kinds of slang is to look at him and be like "dude, im white. I dont know what any of that means"

[Rob&co]

He's a Honda guy and thinks that e36's are fucking bentleys. He comes by to get his mind blown with normal shit that I couldn't give less of a fuck about.

" oh my god you have a front plate delete??? That shit is fire, knowing you that's some straight from Europe million dollar shit"
" they're 40 bucks on bimmerworld"
"damn that bimmerworld shit must be Ill"
"it's a parts website, it's ok I guess"

He saw my wheels and wouldn't shut the fuck up about te hidden hardware

"a whole world of bimmers?!?!?" hahahha. people like that crack me the fuck up.

hes selling that M3/2/5 cause he got an M3/2/A and is tired of shifting

I had one customer that I fixed some settings in his idrive on a new 7er. and he was like "damn nigga! yous some kind of bmw genious!"

actually, its all simple stuff. you must not have a pc or cell phone or cable tv

Black people
that is all

LOL a quote " nigga, when I'm in mah bimmer, I be on that cruising shit. That vroom vroom shit is for these broke ass Honda niggas."

All you can do is say "word"

hahahhaa the worst is when after a ridiculous statement like that, they go "yeeeeeaaaaaaa you know what im talkin bout"

Hahahahahaha

then he asked how much to replace all the speakers and amps and everything. I told him $15k. after he shit his pants I told him "Im a bmw genius, you think I work cheap?" naturally his reply was "aight aight, I feel you my man. gotta respect" then he presented his fist for daps

Hahahaha my god I'm dying

OMFG RT for the win! this is why i log on or actually this is why i StanceWorks lol!


you guys are great hehehehhehe (ill keep my black stories aside too many East Bay Problems)

[Jesus Christ]

When I deal with a retarded black guy that has a few bucks, I overprice the shit, then drop the price and say" if you got cash" and they all buckle.

" for this service it's gonna be a G"
"damny nigga that's mad guap right there, fam"
" aight, gimme 800 cash"
"bet!"

[Average_Jerk]

When I deal with a retarded black guy that has a few bucks, I overprice the shit, then drop the price and say" if you got cash" and they all buckle.

" for this service it's gonna be a G"
"damny nigga that's mad guap right there, fam"
" aight, gimme 800 cash"
"bet!"

hahahah just saying "cash" they think its a deal.

[Kielan]

Fucking fuck, I **** niggas.

[Average_Jerk]

Fucking fuck, I **** niggas.