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Floccinaucinihilipilification
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no meme's are fucked upFloccinaucinihilipilification
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ha
it's been more then 10 years, get over it
or is america gonna be the next israel
more then 60 years ago, we were butchered, so now we can do what we want
ughFloccinaucinihilipilification
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I have got some prices this morning and its not cheap. Basically the package weighs just shy of 7kg and the best price I can get is £82.10 and that's for 42 day delivery or i can get 6 day delivery for £99.20.
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fuark
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on my way home from work
saw the second one fly in live on tellyFloccinaucinihilipilification
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Originally posted by Lukey View PostI have got some prices this morning and its not cheap. Basically the package weighs just shy of 7kg and the best price I can get is £82.10 and that's for 42 day delivery or i can get 6 day delivery for £99.20.
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fuark
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Old joke supposedly:
Last night, I went with some friends out to a new restaurant, and noticed that the waiter who took our order carried a spoon in his shirt pocket. It seemed a little strange. When the busboy brought our water and utensils, I noticed he also had a spoon in his shirt pocket. Then I looked around I saw that all the staff had spoons in their pockets.
When the waiter came back to serve our soup I asked, "Why the spoon?"
"Well," he explained, "the restaurant'sowners hired a consulting firm to revamp all our processes. After severalmonths of analysis, they concluded that the spoon was the most frequentlydropped utensil. It represents a drop frequency of approximately 3 spoons pertable per hour. If our personnel are better prepared, we can reduce the numberof trips back to the kitchen and save 15 man-hours per shift."
As luck would have it, my friend dropped a spoon and the waiter was able toreplace it with his spare. "I'll get another spoon next time I go to the kitchen instead of making an extra trip to get it right now."
I was impressed! I also noticed that there was a string hanging out of the waiter's fly.
Looking around, I noticed that all the waiters had the samestring hanging from their flies. So before he walked off, I asked the waiter,"Excuse me, but can you tell me why you have that string right there?"
"Oh, certainly!" Then he lowered his voice."Not everyone is so observant... That consulting firm I mentioned also found out that we can save time in the restroom. By tying this string to the end of our "you know what," we can pull it out without touching it and eliminate the need to wash our hands, shortening the time spent in the restroom by 76.39 percent."
"Hhmmm...After you get it out, how do you put it back?" I asked.
"Well," he whispered, "I don't know about the others... but I use the spoon."
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