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[Jesus Christ]

They re route my packages all the time, what are they bitching about?

[Average_Jerk]

Dave is totally reminding me of the OwnagePranks channel on Youtube lol.

I really talk like that to people on the phone or when I need to get something done or cheap. Why do you guys think that everyone likes me and gives me silly deals and free drinks at the bars? Im just in it for the free stuff. Kind of like a game for me

[Kielan]

They re route my packages all the time, what are they bitching about?

They're like, the sender needs to do this, you can't do that.

[Average_Jerk]

also, talking through the silences is really important. when they arent listening to you yammer on about dumb shit that doesnt matter, they are thinking about the rules and what the job say they can and cant do

[Jesus Christ]

alright man, i gotta go to jersey for the fucking global time attack. its gonna be hot as hell

[Average_Jerk]

alright man, i gotta go to jersey for the fucking global time attack. its gonna be hot as hell

etown? gonna be atleast 50 degrees hotter there than on the sun

[Kielan]

etown? gonna be atleast 50 degrees hotter there than on the sun

Lol Nick and I were joking about that 2 weekends ago.

[Average_Jerk]

Lol Nick and I were joking about that 2 weekends ago.

i know, i was there haha

[Jesus Christ]

my god, its like being in a convection oven. i agreed to this shit months ago when it wasn't so hot and when i wasnt pressed for time on my own shit

[Kielan]

i know, i was there haha

Oh right I was thinking about earlier that day when we were waiting for Jaze lol.

[Average_Jerk]

my god, its like being in a convection oven. i agreed to this shit months ago when it wasn't so hot and when i wasnt pressed for time on my own shit

when etown finally goes up in flames, i hope its during waterfest

[Jesus Christ]

haahahah we can only be so lucky.

[Average_Jerk]

im so mad at this movie.

dude walks into the living room of his apartment to see his daughter or little sister or whatever playing with a doberman. shes like 10 maybe? dude goes "hes a fighting dog. look at him. hes obviously not right in the head. get rid of him". then walks out the door to go to work. I hope the dog rips the girl to pieces and he goes home to a blood soaked apartment that was a result of a massacre cause by his negligence

[Kielan]

Called those fucks, and they didn't do it. Fuckers.

[skrapez]

sup sluts