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[Kielan]

One time I was talking to an ex that dumped my ass, actually it was while she was dumping me

her - this isnt gonna work out...
me - i wish I had a time machine
her - so you could go back and not mess things up with us?
me - what? no. so I could find the guy who invented the flat head screw and punch him in the dick.
her - o.O

Hahahahahahahahaha I would have paid to see her face

Bahahahhahahhahahahhahah sweet fuck, David and I are on the same thought process here.

[Average_Jerk]

Bahahahhahahhahahahhahah sweet fuck, David and I are on the same thought process here.

well as you guys already have learned, i am constantly saying ridiculous shit

[Brad Pitts]

Bahahahhahahhahahahhahah sweet fuck, David and I are on the same thought process here.

Well we both love watermelons, fried chicken and purple soda

[Average_Jerk]

Well we both love watermelons, fried chicken and purple soda

and white wimmenz

[Brad Pitts]

Im more into asians, mexicans n angry black womenz

[Exami]

Kielan, was there anything cool in Gatebil?

[Average_Jerk]

Kielan, was there anything cool in Gatebil?

I heard it was the Euro version of Waterfest

[Average_Jerk]

every time one of my friends has a kid, I think to myself "guess thats another friend I need to replace"

[Kielan]

Kielan, was there anything cool in Gatebil?

Lol that's like asking is grass green.

[Exami]

Lol that's like asking is grass green.

i know , i tought you would paste some pics

[Kielan]

every time one of my friends has a kid, I think to myself "guess thats another friend I need to replace"

[Francois Dillinger]

i know , i tought you would paste some pics

there is an entry on the site blog you lazy fuck.

[Dudermagee]

that fucking guy never got back to you?

Worse, he said sunday at 7pm was cool, so picked up chad and drove the 2 hours to this guys place. Waited 1 hr and he didnt show, so i drove all the fucking way back empty handed. Theres a bit more to the story but i cbf to type it out on a fucking phone.

[Kielan]

there is an entry on the site blog you lazy fuck.

That was 4 weeks ago. This weekends coverage, way more crazy.

[Average_Jerk]

I dont like kids. unless the girl im tryin to sex is like "omg a baby!!!". otherwise they look like aliens and should stay the fuck away from me