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[Oxer]

anyone wanna guess what i just did?

got coffee and didnt refill it?

[Average_Jerk]

got coffee and didnt refill it?

you got it hahahaha

[EThirtySicks]

Slow night is slow...

Anyone know how to fix a lift?

Yell at it. That's how I fix my car at least

[Oxer]

you got it hahahaha

Damn straight I did. RT Famiglia.

Yell at it. That's how I fix my car at least

I am praying the other lift doesnt fuck up... Ill fucking slaughter cunts if it does.

[Oxer]

I just got a call from one of the rooms, chick asked for some extra sheets, pillows and blankets...

get up there and there are like 5 hawt as fk chicks in Flannel Pyjama pants and singlets. Omfg......

This job is seriously depressing... Fuck my pathetic fucking life.

[Bracknaphobia]

Dude, and you know that as soon as you leave they're all going to get naked and have a pillow fight....I mean whaaaaat?

[Average_Jerk]

Dude, and you know that as soon as you leave they're all going to get naked and have a pillow fight....I mean whaaaaat?

yep. thats exactly whats going to happen, why else would they need more pillows

[Bracknaphobia]

Well, either that or they were building a sweet fort. Either way, awesome.

[Oxer]

And yet, I cannot, nor will ever get to know what could have been

[Average_Jerk]

And yet, I cannot, nor will ever get to know what could have been

you shuold go check on them in about a half hour

[Bracknaphobia]

Ox, you're breaking my heart over here!

But in all seriousness....you should've at least asked if you could hang out with them lol

[Average_Jerk]

Ox, you're breaking my heart over here!

But in all seriousness....you should've at least asked if you could hang out with them lol

lol it should have gone down like this

"here are your pillows and stuff you asked for"
"thanks"
"sooooooooooooooo, would you like some dick?"

[Kielan]

This, you should honestly go back and check up on them. Make sure everything is "ok", make up some BS noise complaint excuse or something haha.

[Oxer]

Ox, you're breaking my heart over here!

But in all seriousness....you should've at least asked if you could hang out with them lol

As a security guard, Im not allowed to do that. I need this job lol...

lol it should have gone down like this

"here are your pillows and stuff you asked for"
"thanks"
"sooooooooooooooo, would you like some dick?"

I should have asked her how much a polar bear weighs....

This, you should honestly go back and check up on them. Make sure everything is "ok", make up some BS noise complaint excuse or something haha.

LOL... So you expect me to go and wake them up, then when one of them answers the door shitty cause she was trying to sleep Im sposed to chat my way in the door and maybe her box?

Have you ever strapped meat to your penis and gone swimming with sharks?

[Bracknaphobia]

My penis is a shark. Loophole.