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There was spam on another forum I'm part of for music supplies, I thought you guys might like my response.
Hello,
I am curious as to if you have electric bongos model# ELECTROTRIBE 80NG06RUM5. I have a large wedding party to play next week, and I wish to play them the songs of my people. I am from the rainforest region of Russia, known as "Pawaenapocockokocko". We are a quaint and quiet people, living off the land harvesting Lada parts and growing deciduous ferns. Maybe you've seen our ferns in movies like Fern Gully, a classic children's film that debuted in 1992 that featured small people, a wood harvesting machine, and a deranged fruit bat that appeared to be on some hard drugs.
I believe that hard drugs are the root of all evil in small children. Last week, my 13-year-old son punched my aging mother right in the teeth, and knocked out her gold front tooth. He then ransacked her house, shat on their chandelier, and kicked their pet fish on the way out. He was last seen pawning the gold tooth for cocaine in Zimbabwe. We live in dark times.
But I'm getting off track.
Please reach me at your earliest convenience for the music equipment in which I have mentioned.
-Harry Paratestes
I am curious as to if you have electric bongos model# ELECTROTRIBE 80NG06RUM5. I have a large wedding party to play next week, and I wish to play them the songs of my people. I am from the rainforest region of Russia, known as "Pawaenapocockokocko". We are a quaint and quiet people, living off the land harvesting Lada parts and growing deciduous ferns. Maybe you've seen our ferns in movies like Fern Gully, a classic children's film that debuted in 1992 that featured small people, a wood harvesting machine, and a deranged fruit bat that appeared to be on some hard drugs.
I believe that hard drugs are the root of all evil in small children. Last week, my 13-year-old son punched my aging mother right in the teeth, and knocked out her gold front tooth. He then ransacked her house, shat on their chandelier, and kicked their pet fish on the way out. He was last seen pawning the gold tooth for cocaine in Zimbabwe. We live in dark times.
But I'm getting off track.
Please reach me at your earliest convenience for the music equipment in which I have mentioned.
-Harry Paratestes
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