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Went to my gf's house after work to eat, watch movie, chill, and have sex since she was done her period and we haven't don't it in a while.
Fucking we go to wash our hands after eating but before we leave the room I take the condom out and put it in-between 2 pillows on the couch. We go to the kitchen to come back and find her mom cleaning/fixing the couch real quick. Well she fucking finds it and we're standing there so fucking awkwardly, while she's getting scolded.
We denied it was ours but she probably doesn't believe us. My gf isn't supposed to be having sex til marriage so her mom was flipping.
I was fucking frozen didn't even know what to say, just kept swearing it wasn't ours lol.
Went to my gf's house after work to eat, watch movie, chill, and have sex since she was done her period and we haven't don't it in a while.
Fucking we go to wash our hands after eating but before we leave the room I take the condom out and put it in-between 2 pillows on the couch. We go to the kitchen to come back and find her mom cleaning/fixing the couch real quick. Well she fucking finds it and we're standing there so fucking awkwardly, while she's getting scolded.
We denied it was ours but she probably doesn't believe us. My gf isn't supposed to be having sex til marriage so her mom was flipping.
I was fucking frozen didn't even know what to say, just kept swearing it wasn't ours lol.
That is shitty but a pretty funny story. Just get a Bj or something
Today kids the lesson is dont be subtle and leave your condom around as a hint for your GF.
Dude the sequence of events that like led to all this is fucking mind blowing, like literally you would think this shit was perfectly fucking planned.
Never have I done that with the condom, never has her mom walked in to clean the couch while I was over, like wtf?!
This all happened before we even put the movie in. So the whole time her mom was "cleaning" the house, jesus fuck we were afraid to fucking cuddle.
Dude the sequence of events that like led to all this is fucking mind blowing, like literally you would think this shit was perfectly fucking planned.
Never have I done that with the condom, never has her mom walked in to clean the couch while I was over, like wtf?!
This all happened before we even put the movie in. So the whole time her mom was "cleaning" the house, jesus fuck we were afraid to fucking cuddle.
She saw you put in it I would bet money, maybe not directly but like through a window reflection or something. Mothers are fucking sneaky like that.
Shoulda just did the slow arm around and dropped it down her shirt.
She saw you put in it I would bet money, maybe not directly but like through a window reflection or something. Mothers are fucking sneaky like that.
Shoulda just did the slow arm around and dropped it down her shirt.
I don't know I think she was in the kitchen. But I mean like this shit was just meant to fucking happen wtf. My gf is scared shitless right now and I feel so bad :/ , her mom was like we're gonna have a talk tomorrow...I was like o__o fuck.
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