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[Khalil]

as long as he can remember the cardinal rule of working on BMW he'll be fine.

"when all else fails, set it on fire and push it into the street"

Hahahahahahahahahahahha.
I honestly do some fucked up shit when I rage.

[Khalil]

Brb 30 mins. Don't be cool without me

[Average_Jerk]

Hahahahahahahahahahahha.
I honestly do some fucked up shit when I rage.

the last time i raged, I kicked a customers radio across my store and broke it

[MommysLittleMonster]

id rather stop drinking than ever attempt that again

Dave, don't even fucking joke about something like that.

i remember the last time I aired out my e30. it was terrifying

I can remember the first time I aired out my... oh wait, I don't have to air out to lay frame.


I think I'm going to get an air compressor, run it through an adapter in my car, take out the springs, then just drill out all the struts and put an air nipple on the top. Start the car, fire up the air compressor, and wait for the struts to fill. Fucking genius. I've got your budget build right here.

[WICKED WEISS]

Yeah boy it passes smog! It's a 520i 1984 euro and was just registered as a matter of fact. It was legally imported from Germany to Canada then to the US. I just paid to get it here in the states. I'm letting it go pretty cheap because I want my damn 7 back and I have 4 other cars to deal with. Ill let it go for 4700 cash. And a fucken burrito!

[Jesus Christ]

the last time i raged, I kicked a customers radio across my store and broke it

last rage enduced frenzy i ripped the rear bumper clean off a e36. he was upgrading anyway but i had to buy the cocksucker all the faggy plastic rivets

[MommysLittleMonster]

the last time i raged, I kicked a customers radio across my store and broke it

That is not a Dave rage.

A Dave rage would have gone like "the last time i raged, I kicked a customers radio accross my store and it went through the customer's abdomen."

[Average_Jerk]

last rage enduced frenzy i ripped the rear bumper clean off a e36. he was upgrading anyway but i had to buy the cocksucker all the faggy plastic rivets

the down side of raging


after mine was over, the shop manager apologized for pissing me off to the point where i booted the radio like I was Pele. I told him he should be. Our regional manager was there too. he pulled the shop and store manager aside and was like "what are you gonna do about that?" they said "just stay out of his way, he'll calm down and be rational again in a few mins"

[WICKED WEISS]

Do want that euro e28.

If you ever part it out let me know lol.

It would be a shame to part this thing out. Lol. It's too damn clean. I'll get a shot of the engine and engine bay shits legit!

[Average_Jerk]

That is not a Dave rage.

A Dave rage would have gone like "the last time i raged, I kicked a customers radio accross my store and it went through the customer's abdomen."

hahahahaha the customer wasnt around. i was just like "FUCK!" then booted that shit about 40 ft

[Average_Jerk]

although i did once tell a customer "you better get out of my shop or youre gonna have $30k in medical bills to go with your car Im about to destroy"

[WICKED WEISS]

Or best offer, I really just need it gone!

[MommysLittleMonster]

hahahahaha the customer wasnt around. i was just like "FUCK!" then booted that shit about 40 ft

I'm surprised no one kept it as a momento of the time they witnessed a Dave rage and lived.

[Kielan]

Trying so hard not to blurt out laughing hysterically in class.

[Average_Jerk]

Trying so hard not to blurt out laughing hysterically in class.

today when I was unloading my shit at the storage unit

some guy - how am i supposed to get out? youre blocking the road!
me - get out the same way you came in. use some fucking logic
some guy - what?!
me - youre the only dumbass thats had to question that one. maybe you shouldnt be driving a truck and trailer