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[MommysLittleMonster]

This thread has reminded me that I need stop at the "intimate care" section on my way home from work today.

Kelly, you'll be okay man. Keep a level head and talk to the girl.


I could rip on you hard about this, but I've had a pregnancy scare, and that isn't a thing to fucking joke about.

[Jesus Christ]

This thread has reminded me that I need stop at the "intimate care" section on my way home from work today.

Kelly, you'll be okay man. Keep a level head and talk to the girl.


I could rip on you hard about this, but I've had a pregnancy scare, and that isn't a thing to fucking joke about.

you're a fag, ill be raw doggin tonight like a real man.

[jdel]

This thread has reminded me that I need stop at the "intimate care" section on my way home from work today.

Kelly, you'll be okay man. Keep a level head and talk to the girl.

I could rip on you hard about this, but I've had a pregnancy scare, and that isn't a thing to fucking joke about.

My wife and I had a pregnancy scare once.


She popped my son out 9 months later.

[B Rod]

ahhhhh youre all set, ive straight creampied for consecutive days and never caught a belly. its all about where she is in her cycle.

Ahahaha, holy hell. That sure is one way to word it.

[MommysLittleMonster]

you're a fag, ill be raw doggin tonight like a real man.

Clearly you are unaware of my habits Jaze. You're a fag for talking about pleasuring yourself later with your bare hand.

[Jesus Christ]

Clearly you are unaware of my habits Jaze. You're a fag for talking about pleasuring yourself later with your bare hand.

im like married, if i jerk off its my choice...and sometimes i go with that option.

[Dudermagee]

My wife and i had a pregnancy scare, i punched her in the stomach, 1st world problem solved

[Francois Dillinger]

Kielan, the real point is not to get yourself into this position, that's what you have to realize. You gotta know all the tricks like, for example, if a woman's on top she can't get pregnant. It's just gravity.

[skrapez]

im like married, if i jerk off its my choice...and sometimes i go with that option.

Sometimes it really is just easier to rub one out than deal with a woman.

[lastexile]

Holy crap, I just logged in and read the last couple of pages and have been laughing my ass off.

[Jesus Christ]

Sometimes it really is just easier to rub one out than deal with a woman.

true fucking story.

[skrapez]

Kielan, the real point is not to get yourself into this position, that's what you have to realize. You gotta know all the tricks like, for example, if a woman's on top she can't get pregnant. It's just gravity.

Uhh... Idk about you bro but my shit doesn't just ooze out. I'll fuckin hit you in the mouth from here....

[Francois Dillinger]

Uhh... Idk about you bro but my shit doesn't just ooze out. I'll fuckin hit you in the mouth from here....

...it's from knocked up...

[skrapez]

I'm like an up and cumming John snow..... Paul winter? ..... Peter north. Ya that's the one.... Peter fire hose north.

[B Rod]

Uhh... Idk about you bro but my shit doesn't just ooze out. I'll fuckin hit you in the mouth from here....

Ironic that you will be doing that from under Kielan's bed.