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[Jesus Christ]

related to god. this chick i was talking to out here found god recently and now goes to church and shit. i guess its better she dumped my ass, cause if she didnt then she sure as shit would now hahahah

wow, i think youre the one that dodged the bullet there.


Pas, of course the pan is king but as high as i am right now, im stoked i dont have to clean shit

[Average_Jerk]

wow, i think youre the one that dodged the bullet there.


Pas, of course the pan is king but as high as i am right now, im stoked i dont have to clean shit

yea totally. probably for the best. religion blows my fucking mind

[Average_Jerk]

beer sucks. i cant get drunk off this shit

[coconutt]

google her. it's worth it. you've probably seen her before.

She's superbad.

y u not heard amber

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turned my toaster side ways and made a grilled cheese, WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?

Jaze FTMFW!!!

related to god. this chick i was talking to out here found god recently and now goes to church and shit. i guess its better she dumped my ass, cause if she didnt then she sure as shit would now hahahah

Dated this chick for -2 months. Her dad, a pastor... -__________-

[Average_Jerk]

She's superbad.







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Jaze FTMFW!!!






Dated this chick for -2 months. Her dad, a pastor... -__________-

better you than me. his ass would have tried to put some voodoo christian hex on me if i were in your shoes

[P78]

religion ftl

society has advanced enough so we don't need it anymore

just saying

[Francois Dillinger]

my gf's parents go to a church in granite bay. the pastor drives a bentley. you should see the stuff they come home with....it goes past religion into a "live this way because we took some vague shit the bible says then twist the fuck out of it, oh yeah and give us at least 10% of your income or you're going to hell"

[Average_Jerk]

my gf's parents go to a church in granite bay. the pastor drives a bentley. you should see the stuff they come home with....it goes past religion into a "live this way because we took some vague shit the bible says then twist the fuck out of it, oh yeah and give us at least 10% of your income or you're going to hell"

paying an imaginary friend to "watch over you"? gtfo, that shit is bananas

[P78]

my gf's parents go to a church in granite bay. the pastor drives a bentley. you should see the stuff they come home with....it goes past religion into a "live this way because we took some vague shit the bible says then twist the fuck out of it, oh yeah and give us at least 10% of your income or you're going to hell"

[coconutt]

better you than me. his ass would have tried to put some voodoo christian hex on me if i were in your shoes

I'm glad I found out when it was early enough in the relationship to leave with feelings unharmed.









Plus I didn't wanna father her son

religion ftl

society has advanced enough so we don't need it anymore

just saying

I don't see how people get brainwashed like they do...

[Jesus Christ]

its funny because the bible says that a camel has a better chance of getting through the hoop in a sweing needle then a rich man getting in to heaven

but like most christians LOL ill only follow the srs parts

[P78]

Plus I didn't wanna father her son

there's always shotgun wedding

[Francois Dillinger]

paying an imaginary friend to "watch over you"? gtfo, that shit is bananas

like every aspect of their life. marriage, parenting, home ownership, you name it. it's fucking hilarious.

i swear christianity was made up by some venture capitalist with a time machine.

[Average_Jerk]

its funny because the bible says that a camel has a better chance of getting through the hoop in a sweing needle then a rich man getting in to heaven

but like most christians LOL ill only follow the srs parts

lol just pay attention to the cliff notes


virgin mary
dead carpenter
zombie
bush on fire
build a boat
frogs

[P78]

zombie is a cliff note in the bible?
i should brush up on ma reading