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[Oxer]

[Kielan]

Oxer, fucking friend request me on facebook.

[vdubkid]

Haha dude unless the story has to do with my depressingly minuscule penis, go ahead and tell it. We broke up for a very good reason, I don't care what people say about her haha.

[vdubkid]

and FUCK yeah dude I'd rape Kelsey. Err I mean...

Ally was the ugly friend for all her hot ones. Pissin' me off

[Bracknaphobia]

Oxer, fucking friend request me on facebook.

Yeah man, all the cool kids are doing it.

[Bracknaphobia]

and FUCK yeah dude I'd rape Kelsey. Err I mean...

Ally was the ugly friend for all her hot ones. Pissin' me off

Haha dude unless the story has to do with my depressingly minuscule penis, go ahead and tell it. We broke up for a very good reason, I don't care what people say about her haha.

I'm fucking dying over here.

Btw when are you gonna be back in MD with your new beemer?

[Oxer]

Oxer, fucking friend request me on facebook.

I dont have a fucking facebook!!!!!!! I refuse to make one!

and FUCK yeah dude I'd rape Kelsey. Err I mean...

Ally was the ugly friend for all her hot ones. Pissin' me off

I can haz rape of deep throat? I mean, deep voice?

[Oxer]

So this story?

[vdubkid]

I'm leaving thursday around noon. hoping to be back in Fredneck on friday. and as of right now, i'm making the drive alone again.

[Bracknaphobia]

I'm such a post whore right now, but here's that story about ally.

She's constantly trying to "re-invent" herself and wants to have some huge life changing epiphany every day. But that doesn't happen, so she does little things...

First of all I'd like to point out that she considers herself "an athiest" that guides herself via "buddhist principles." That in itself is a contradiction.

Then she decides she wants to swear off drinking. So she does, and uses "doing it for lent" (a christian observance as we all know) as an excuse (remember, she's an athiest!)

Then, someone catches her drinking before lent is over, and because her step dad is half jew or something like that, she says "oh, i'm drinking in celebration of passover."

Biggest clusterfuck of contradictions I have ever witnessed in my life. That is but a small testament of how this girl is on a daily basis.

[Bracknaphobia]

Story ^^^

I'm leaving thursday around noon. hoping to be back in Fredneck on friday. and as of right now, i'm making the drive alone again.

sucky. Nothing that sandwiches and music and a new car won't fix though.

[vdubkid]

Dude she's batshit insane. She cried all the time and was just a huge fucking disaster. And fucking annoying as all hell. Thinks everyone wants to hear her sassy black girl voice. Ugh shut UP.

I'm far more zen and accidentally live by more Buddhist principles that her retarded ass

[Oxer]

Rofl.. So George did good then by getting rid of her.

[Oxer]

Dude she's batshit insane. She cried all the time and was just a huge fucking disaster. And fucking annoying as all hell. Thinks everyone wants to hear her sassy black girl voice. Ugh shut UP.

I'm far more zen and accidentally live by more Buddhist principles that her retarded ass

[Bracknaphobia]

He did damn good.













I ***** listening to her sing. ALL THE FUCKING TIME.