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[P78]

i have big feet

[Han]

i have big feet

You know what they say about guys with big feet...

[P78]

it's hard to find shoes?

[Han]

it's hard to find shoes?

I was going to say they have big shoes, but that works too.

[P78]

now go mount ur wheels han

[ratmog]

Nothing annoys me more than a man that claims to have a huge penis.

[Han]

now go mount ur wheels han

Gimme tires.

[skrapez]

Nothing annoys me more than a man that claims to have a huge penis.

Don't lie. We all know you're a size queen.

[MommysLittleMonster]

People that talk about having a huge penis tend to have small penises. Now the rest of us that keep it on the DL and surprise the bitch with a fucking hog.... we are true men of genius.

Nothing annoys me more than a man that claims to have a huge penis.

You bitches fell off the sarcasm wagon or something?

Josh, you need to ACTUALLY get a bitch in bed to surprise them with anything.

[ratmog]

Don't lie. We all know you're a size queen.

I can't handle the disappointment! Why, why lie about a thing you do not have D:

You bitches fell off the sarcasm wagon or something?

Josh, you need to ACTUALLY get a bitch in bed to surprise them with anything.

Well it can be pretty surprising when there's a cock out in public..

[skrapez]

You bitches fell off the sarcasm wagon or something?

Josh, you need to ACTUALLY get a bitch in bed to surprise them with anything.

Bro ive been with my girl for almost 7 years. Ive had sex with her over 1,000 times easily lmao

[P78]

I can't handle the disappointment! Why, why lie about a thing you do not have

like wonderbra, push ups, stuffed bra?


say josh

so a quick calculation tells me that's 2.5 times a day, every day!

[ratmog]

like wonderbra, push ups, stuffed bra?

exactly! WHY LIE ABOUT THESE THINGS

[Han]

:awkwardturtle:

[P78]