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[Kielan]

every time i see that shit on fb i just wanna be like "fuck your life? pull up a chair, let me tell you a story...."

It's the nuts. Renzor is the only way to go.



9?

You weren't complaining in Nashville about getting up at 6am for Import Alliance. But in your defense, you were sleeping while Dave, Cory, Mike, CJ and myself got completely twisted to hell.

"I got 6.5 hours of sleep and had class today fml"

If you had my week you would understand. And I was fucking BEAT the next day, I just didn't say much about it. I think it showed when I totaled my car.

i must be back on my a game. mother fuckers been posting my quotes on fb a lot lately hahahaha

i should write a book

YES.

ugh i was up till 3am last night and had to get up at 6am today, now my boss says I can't sleep at my desk and I have to work a 9 hour shift fml smh wwjd sopa

Hey Chris, I understand that you do this too, I'm just saying I've had a long week, and I would genuinely just like to have a day where I could sleep in for a while and not be super stressed is all.

[lastexile]

i **** people that say "fml". fuck them. cry babies. "i have to get gas on the way to work fml"

its all just jokes until their life actually gets fucked.

Truth has been spoken.

[Youngthugga]

God it must suck to live in the cold! I really do take the fact that I live in Florida forgranted, especially this year, we had about a week of "winter" where I am, but even then our winter was probably good weather for most of you guys haha. I usually work on my car in shorts and a tshirt with my garage open.

[Average_Jerk]

If you had my week you would understand. And I was fucking BEAT the next day, I just didn't say much about it. I think it showed when I totaled my car.

YES.

Hey Chris, I understand that you do this too, I'm just saying I've had a long week, and I would genuinely just like to have a day where I could sleep in for a while and not be super stressed is all.

The Book of Dave

kinda like the Bible

[Kielan]

The Book of Dave

kinda like the Bible

Better than the Bible. At least it would be a book of fact.

[lastexile]

I would genuinely just like to have a day where I could sleep in for a while and not be super stressed is all.

I feel ya there. I hadn't taken a vacation for over a year so for Christmas I took a week off and no lie for the entire week I did not wake up before noon. Then it was back to reality .

[Average_Jerk]

Better than the Bible. At least it would be a book of fact.

hahah there would be just as much controversy. nobody would believe that shit is real

[lastexile]

God it must suck to live in the cold! I really do take the fact that I live in Florida forgranted, especially this year, we had about a week of "winter" where I am, but even then our winter was probably good weather for most of you guys haha. I usually work on my car in shorts and a tshirt with my garage open.

This

[Kielan]

hahah there would be just as much controversy. nobody would believe that shit is real

Bahahhahahahha the people who know you would.

[MommysLittleMonster]

Hey Chris, I understand that you do this too, I'm just saying I've had a long week, and I would genuinely just like to have a day where I could sleep in for a while and not be super stressed is all.

Relax Kelly, I'm just giving you a hard time man. I was a college student once too, I know how much it sucks to be tired.

[Average_Jerk]

Bahahhahahahha the people who know you would.

"so you mean to tell me that someone broke into your 3rd floor bedroom one night through the bathroom window and robbed you at gun point? then the police accused you of making it all up?"

yes

lol

[FluidMotorUnion]

"so you mean to tell me that someone broke into your 3rd floor bedroom one night through the bathroom window and robbed you at gun point? then the police accused you of making it all up?"

yes

lol

lolwut

I want to write your book for you, Dave.

[Average_Jerk]

lolwut

I want to write your book for you, Dave.

that was a fucked up night hahahaha

[Jesus Christ]

so you were riding to a car show 16 hours away and hit the carcass of a dead animal....

[Average_Jerk]

so you were riding to a car show 16 hours away and hit the carcass of a dead animal....

we caught air off it. also it was almost a hurricane and we had no wipers and couldnt see. in a pretty much full on race car