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[sacrifice]

keurig time

[Pierate]

So hey, how would you go about rolling the fenders on an mk3 with the plastic fenders?

[Khalil]

the first time i met my regional manager here, i was pulling a car around and he was out back talking to my store manager. didnt know who he was. the drivers seat was pulled way forward and lifted all the way up

me - HEY! the fucking cunt that drives this must be short as hell. my fucking head is sticking out the sunroof haha
manager - :facepalm
regional manager -

Dave your fucking golden

[sacrifice]

You wait for the tires to "roll" them automatically lol

[skrapez]

I love you dave. If you were a woman we would be having a shotgun wedding.

[MommysLittleMonster]

I love you dave. If you were a woman we would be having a shotgun wedding.

Dave is legend. And bags are for him.

[ratmog]

Totally missed Dave when he was away that week. This thread was too full of calm.

[kaidotech]

dunno. ive never had a real interview. even at sears, all i did was lie and make up a bunch of bullshit

I work for Sears. Did it suck for you?

[P78]

sacrifice what does 'keurig time' mean?

and yo peeps

[MommysLittleMonster]

sacrifice what does 'keurig time' mean?

and yo peeps

It means he likes it when men slap their keurig's in his face. I might be slightly off in translation.

[P78]

what the hell is keurig?

[skrapez]

what the hell is keurig?

double ended dildo.

[MommysLittleMonster]

double ended dildo.

Nailed it.

See, the thing is, he doesn't just use one end, no no. He folds it in half, and sticks both heads in at once. Kind of like self-DP.

[P78]

lol

keurig has a whole different meaning in my country lol
; neat, elegant, spic en spam


and must be serious slang, cuz google didn't help me out either

[skrapez]

lol a Keurig is brand of coffe maker. Uses small cups that you throw away after making coffe instead of filling the coffee maker with grinds every time.